Whose On First

A lot of men, including myself, don’t have a clue about woe - men. Unfortunately, that deficit doesn’t stop me from giving advice. First of all there’re three kinds of relationships, acquaintances, friends and soulmates. Most people have an intuitive grasp of acquaintances. These are the people that you may have to endure because of economic / social considerations or because they are friends of people you "like". They, still, no matter how hard you try, leave you with a "blah" feeling. Friend relationships are a little tougher. You can essentially have three grades of friends. Blah plus limited interest, blah plus middling interest, and best friends to whom you bear your guts and who are very close to soulmates. Soulmates are a little trickier. Whether or not you appreciate / like it, we all have Souls. Our Soul seems to have more on the ball than our three dimensional persona having been through several incarnations. After all, you can’t beat experience!! If our Soul doesn’t like our best friend you’re up the proverbial creek without a paddle.

Here are some hints:

Being A Nice Guy - Women like a "nice" guy. Being a "nice" guy means you will at least have a 1st date. No woman wants her friends to obviously know she can’t pick men. They may suspect it but why should you confirm it???

Convince Her To Like You - Silly Boy!! If you can’t convince your sister what makes you think you convince a date??

Approval Or Permission - Do you let your mother run your life??? Same principle, Dumkof!!
Food & Gifts - Hey dopey you have to convince the Soul. Does a Soul eat??? Hey get with the program!!!

Telling her "How You Feel" too early - Why confirm what she has psyched out on her own???

Telling Her She Is Attractive - Are you nuts??? She knows it already. Do you go out with ugly women????

Money & Looks - Don’t forget the effects of gravity over time. Everything sags including the Wallet!!

Giving Away Your Power - On the first date??? Have you no standards??? Wait until you’re married!!! It’ll happen naturally over time you Wuz!!

Not Getting Help - Do you think I’m stupid??? I’ve read Vogue too!!!

Teacher / Organizer

When you think about it, God has just got to be the greatest teacher / organizer around. The world’s religions are all different, but I’m willing to bet that your religion / belief system has a set of behaviour rules associated with it. I, being Christian, have the 10 Commandments. 10 simple rules to follow. What could be simpler??? There’re also lots of stories in the Bible to give us a visual and coherent way of remembering what happens if we step out of line or find it difficult to interpret the 10 Commandments. She has given us language which is forever changing and expanding so we can narrow down concepts through our choice of words. Dork and Nerd are typical examples of these changes and narrow concepts. Most things, in principle, are the same. In business, you have to have a good product, that is competitive, that satisfies the needs of the market. If you’re looking for love, you have to have a good product that is competitive, and that satisfies the needs of the market. You have to do market research. Is there a need for your product??? Is that particular market segment overcrowded??? Should you be a niche player??? What product characteristics are most likely to appeal to the consumer. For instance, good looks, humour and empathy seem to be popular with the consumer. If your product is average looking, can you shift the emphasize to a characteristic that the other products lack to a greater degree??? Is your product relatively maintenance free?? Nothing could be simpler.

Dark Matter, Dark Energy, Dark Time

Dark Matter, Dark Energy and Dark Time existed on the other side of creation. Dark Time was the original string in String Theory. Dark Time has Dark Matter and Dark Energy on the string. To add to the mix Randomness or the Possibility Principle existed in the zero dimensions before creation. The Possibility Principle meant that everything had the possibility of existing under arbitrary possibility rules . The Possibility Principle meant that Dark Time, Dark Energy and Dark Matter had completely random properties and laws. There was no uniformity for anything, anywhere. The Possibility Principle hiccuped causing Dark Time to unravel creating Forward Directional Time, Back and Forth Space, Force, Energy and our dimensions. Directional Time, Space, Force, Energy became separate sets in our universe with interconnecting ranges and mathematical relationships. Directional Time, in our universe, has a randomizing function caused by the expansion of the Universe as per Stephen Hawking. We visualize the opposite direction of Time or negative direction of Time as "yesterday" but can't physically travel in that direction. The "Holes of Creation" with Dark Time on the other side weren't sealed after the Big Bang. Dark Time allows everything to exist without change and at the same time. Dark Time is the basis of Christianity’s concept of God and Eternity because nothing deteriorates and it lasts forever. Conceivably anything can exist behind the "Holes of Creation". If our universe was perfect we would have Dark Time which would allow us to be everywhere at once and see everything at once as well as enabling us to go backwards and forwards time wise. This means that as the "Holes Of Creation" were never "sealed" after the Big Bang we have the ability to see behind the open "Holes of Creation" on a quantum level. Any generated "ripple" on our side which "penetrated" the "Holes Of Creation" on a quantum level would send "Properties" of the other side's disturbance through to us. We would see these "Properties" as various quantum effects and "strangeness". We can't explain some of the weird effects because some of the foreign "Laws" on the other side of the "Holes of Creation" don't change immediately at the entrance to our universe and therefore are seen by us as "strangeness" at the quantum level.

Dark Matter

Dark Matter and Time seem to have a lot in common. Neither Time nor Dark Matter respond to any external stimulation or devised test. We know that something exists similar to the effects of "Light" Matter which we can see and manipulate because if Dark Matter didn’t exist the universe would fall apart. In fact, this "something" that we call Dark Matter, for lack of a better term, is about 90% of our universe. Time which we can’t see is 100% of our universe. Our seen universe consists of particles, strings and waves. Particles are single elements with various names to describe them like, boy, girl, electron etc. Particles get together and form strings. For instance boys and girls get together to form groups or strings of friends. Electrons get together in strings and form currents. The waves are the result of these groups of friends (strings) doing something with the various groups of friends (strings) that they meet in life. Similarly electron strings combine with other electron strings to run motors, carry information, sense things etc.. Particles have to vibrate in some way to form strings and waves. If we can’t find any Dark Matter particles, strings or waves then it stands to reason that Dark Matter has to be something else. In my posting on Time I postulated that Time has got to be a Plate. If Time is a Plate it carries particles, strings and events around on it. Since Time appears to be one dimensional then Dark Matter must be the one dimensional material from which the Time Plate is constructed. To take it one step further the Plates have to be stackable or layered which means that Time for all intents and purposes has to extend into other dimensions. Therefore it stands to reason that Dark Matter extends into other dimensions which we can’t see because we are maxed out at 3 dimensions. We can, however, feel the effects of other dimensions. The best example of this phenomena is the study of quantum mechanics where we can see the left over trails of processes but not the original moving particle.

Time

Time has just got to be one of the most fascinating things in this universe with the possible exception of significant others. Time and significant others are the only thing in this world that we sense as having only one dimension because of the way it / they affects / affect us. Time, unlike significant others, carries us in a forward direction . Sure we can imagine yesterday but we can’t physically return to yesterday. If Time carries us in a forward direction than it must have something equivalent to Gravity as we can’t escape the effects of Time. For lack of a better idea I’ll call it Time Field Gravity. I see Time as a 1 dimensional Plate on which everything including you and I, float during our lives. In my last posting I advanced the proposal that God’s favorite number in round figures was 137. Since Time has a certain randomness about it then it must be associated with "e" or 2.718281828 which is a never ending pseudo random figure mathematically. Time Field Gravity must be a small value because if it wasn’t you and I couldn’t do anything on our individual floating Time Plate. Therefore when everything is considered the value of the Time Field Gravity is 1/exp^ (137) or 3.17436E-60. Time Plates, in general, must have a repulsive force because everyone and everything including events on them seem to be drifting away from each other. In other words people and events come and go in our lives. For instance the universe which is also on a Time Plate is expanding!! Since it wouldn’t do for us to fall off our individual Time Plates while banging into each other, it seems to me the Time Field Repulsive Force has to be 1.01043E-60. This figure is 3.17436E-60 divided by Pi, (3.141592654) which is another pseudo random number mathematically.

God’s Most Fascinating Number

OK, Number Theorists what is God’s most fascinating number???? I’ll grant you that 1729 is interesting and there’re all kinds of constants that are breathtaking but what number takes the cake??? The number has just got to be 137. It has 3 prime digits 1, 3, 7. Also if you add 1 + 3 + 7 you get 11 which is another Prime Number. If you take any two digits from 137 and combine them you have the Primes 13, 17, 31, 37, 71, 73. 317 is another Prime from a three digit combination. Any number that is found to be a Prime Number may have a unit’s digit of 1, or 3, or 7 and occasionally 9 for some unaccountable reason as nine is 3 X 3. 137 plus a smidgen is the Fine Structure Constant 137.0360098. Classical physics tells us that electrons captured by element 137 which is undiscovered will move at the speed of light. 137 is the odds that an electron will absorb a single photon. Protons and electrons are bound by interactions with photons. So when you get 137 protons, you get a 100% chance of absorption. An electron in the ground state will orbit at the speed of light. This is the electromagnetic equivalent of a black hole. General Relativity prevents planets which are essentially a collection of electrons and protons from orbiting at the speed of light and beyond to create a Black Hole. General Relativity prevents element 137 from having electrons moving faster than the speed of light. If we divide 137 / 9 = 15.22222. 137 + 2 = 139 which is a Prime Number and if you add 1 + 3 + 9 you get 13 which is another Prime Number. In spite of General Relativity, element 139 would have electrons moving faster than light. Perhaps 137, is the physic’s threshold number equivalent to the speed of sound and in this case to traveling faster than light as the Theory of Everything has yet to be discovered!!!!

A New Prime Number Theory Based On Nine

A Prime is a whole number that can only be divided evenly without leaving a remainder by itself and 1. The common method of finding a Prime Number is to divide a suspected Prime Number by every number that precedes it to see if the only answer without a remainder is 1 or the chosen number. If we ignore the single digit Prime Numbers 1, 2, 3, 5, 7 you will see the Prime Numbers greater than 1 digit such as 11, 13, 17, 19 etc. will end in 1, 3, 7, and 9. Of course, other numbers that aren’t Prime Numbers also end in 1, 3, 7, 9 such as 21, 93, 57, and 49. At least it’s a start in cutting down our workload to find Primes since Primes have a high likelihood of having a unit’s digit of 1, 3, 7, 9. We can refine our technique by multiplying any whole number by 9. For instance ( 2 X 9) is 18. 18 isn’t a Prime but there is a possibility that 18 is relatively close to a Prime Number that has a unit digit of 1, 3, 7, 9. Experience will show that adding or subtracting 3 or 6 will not produce a Prime Number. ( 2 X 9 = 18 ), (18 + 6 =24 ), (18 - 6 = 12), (18 + 3 = 21), (18 - 3 = 15 ). Prime Numbers can be perhaps produced by adding 1, 2, 4, 5, 7, 8 to ( 2 X 9 = 18) or subtracting 1, 2, 4, 5, 7, 8 from ( 2 X 9 = 18) providing the resulting answer has a unit’s digit is 1, 3, 7 or 9. For Example adding 1 to (2 X 9 = 18) produces 19 and subtracting 1 from (2 X 9 = 18) produces 17 which are both Prime Numbers. Adding 5 and subtracting 5 from ( 2 X 9 = 18 )produces 13 and 23 which are both Prime Numbers. The last Prime Number associated with ( 2 X 9 = 18) is 11 by subtracting 7 from 18 (18 - 7 = 11). You will also see from the above example that you can add or subtract the same number to produce primes (2 X 9 + 5 = 23), ( 2 X 9 - 5 = 13). Shades of Ramanujan. I don’t know why it works, but it does!!!!!

So What’s The Plot ????

Why are you here when it’s all said and done??? What’s your purpose / function in the scheme of things?? Are you part of the problem or part of the solution???? If your life is preordained even though you have Freedom Of Choice then what’s the plot???? If you accept God into your life, then what does he / she want you to do??? God doesn’t exactly give you a daily itinerary / briefing because he / she gave you a brain to figure things out and ears to listen. God has also arranged to have a holy book assembled which contains story hints and commandment instructions. God has arranged for men / women to give sermons / advice, to guide us when things get out of kilter. God has given you Freedom Of Choice for the minor issues / inconsequential things providing you do the major stuff for him. There’s also good Consequences if you get it right and bad Consequences if you get off kilter. There’s also an element of Randomness to relieve boredom. Sounds simple in principle providing you listen / think!!!! So let’s get with the program!!!

Bad Timing, Bad Consequences, Bad Butterfly Effect

One of life’s stressors has got to be bad timing. You meet a potential significant other and find out he / she is married, engaged or into someone else. You back your car out of a parking spot and into the side of another car. You’re in the wrong place at the wrong time. Various wars are another example of the wrong place / wrong time phenomena. You take a vacation at a lovely location that has a future tsunami. Anyway you get the picture. Sometimes, you make a decision based on the say so of someone, who on the surface, appears to be carrying a full load. A classic example is the eating of the apple in the Garden Of Eden. Satan comes along and casts some doubt, " Did God actually say you mustn’t eat any fruit in the garden??" The text is to the effect that God, being reasonable and the creator of the Garden Of Eden, wouldn’t put anything harmful in it. The subtext is "You must be really stupid to think that God would have made that statement." Satan then goes on to say " God knows that your eyes will be opened when you eat it." The text is to the effect that God’s going to open your eyes anyway, so why not now as opposed to later??? The subtext is to the effect that God isn’t going to get mad at you for showing / having some initiative. Of course, God is mad at you and tosses you out. So what actually happened??? Why did Adam and Eve eat the apple??? Was it that Adam and Eve wanted to be like God??? Were Adam and Eve really thinking ??? Were Adam and Eve just curious??? Were Adam and Eve ignoring instructions??? Did God, as Manager of The Garden Of Eden, effectively communicate to his subordinates the consequences of eating the apple??? Should God have carried the can in this instance as a part of his / her management function / style and forgiven Adam and Eve. Is God operating in a hierarchical autocratic management style that should have been collaborative and organized around teamwork?? What say you MBA student / University School Of Management / Business???? The Bad Butterfly Effect is that the rest of us are carrying the can because of either Adam and Eve’s failure to follow adequately expressed instructions or alternately Management’s fit of pique. Do you think it is fair????

Just Keep The Faith Baby

I’ve a theory that God has organized this universe on the number 3. I don’t know why he / she did it but I suspect that he / she thought that most people had the ability to count to 3. I realize that nothing in this world is 100% so the remainder, like me, have to "Just Keep The Faith". I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m one that can’t take any chances. That’s the reason I’ve accepted God into my life. For instance, in our 3 dimensional world we have 3 conditions, Randomness, Order, and Chaos. Randomness or its’ handmaiden Random chance is something that happens out of the Blue, when you’re minding your P’s and Q’s, and whacks you on the side of the head. Occasionally Random Chance will play with you, and even run you around a little bit before letting go. Sometimes it will even take a bite out of your ass. Order is something we all understand. Most things that we eat, drink, walk on, use, are completely reliable or never change as long as we pay attention to the "Before Date". Chaos is something we cope with every day. Things fall apart, get old, don’t work, fall off, don’t perform like boy friends, girl friends, managers, career, dreams etc.. Anyway, you get the picture. Since I’ve accepted God into my life I’ve had to watch that I don’t annoy him / her. This "watching" has become paranoia!! For instance am I doing things for the right reasons??? To add to my difficulty God doesn’t give me a plan for the day. His / her basic attitude, is "I gave you a brain, so use it!!" Like why am I writing this post. To show off??? Take a chance at annoying God??? Who knows??? Most of the time I just do "things". Like man, I’m on automatic pilot!! Maybe I’m helping God accomplish something by writing this post. Unfortunately, he / she never discusses anything with me before putting some plan into gear. I think I’m just a Private in God’s army. I signed up for something and even though I intrinsically don’t want to volunteer he / she just goes ahead and uses my talents. I got to admit it’s kind of fun. The assignments are interesting and I don’t have to carry the "can". Heck I enjoy it. The benefits are good. I got into some situations which were due to my own stupidity. He / she arranged events and circumstances to get me out of it with a little sweat equity on my part. I don’t think that I’ll do it again!! My mantra is "Just Keep The Faith Baby!!"

It’s Time Again

Scientists have been looking for something called the Theory of Everything. The Theory of Everything is supposed to be able to explain everything that exists in this universe with a little equation tweaking. I suspect that The Theory of Everything is linked to the fundamental concept that Time is a wave that cannot be subdivided into elements or particles. Time can also be visualized as a multidimensional dinner plate that carries events, space, energy, particles, on its’ surface. Time is similar to a tectonic dinner plate that carries continents and oceans around on earth. Time on a universe scale carries the planets and galaxies around on universal dinner plates. If Time is to hold events, space, energy, particles, on its’ surface then it has to have quantum gravity and as the galaxy is expanding then the plates have to have a quantum repulsive force. Quantum Time Gravity has yet to be observed but I suspect that it is around 1/EXP(137) or 3.17436E-60 which I explained in a previous posting. The quantum repulsive force between individual Time Plates is about 1.01043E-60 which will be explained in a future posting. The Time Plates obtain their quantum repulsive energy by taking the energy binding the events, space, energy, particles together on its’ surface and using the obtained quantum energy for expansion. This taking of quantum energy from the Time Plate surface causes chaos or deterioration on the Time Plate surface which we all have experienced in one way or another. Although each Time Plate is separate, it does have the same quantum gravity and therefore we have the illusion on a universal scale that Gravity travels faster than light but in actual fact it is always part of a Time Plate and to state the obvious doesn’t travel unless particles move on the individual Time Plate. Rapid acceleration temporarily deforms the Time Plate and relativistic velocity deforms the Time Plate creating the illusion of a Quantum Gravity Wave. Observers on different Time Plates see things happening on other Time Plates exactly the same way because Quantum Time Plate Gravity is consistent for each plate and carries the information to the observer at the same speed from the deforming Time Plate. This concept is similar to Einstein’s "Frames".

Too Late

I woke up this morning with the horrible feeling that I was born too late and everything has already been said. Here’s some examples:

Inside every old lady is a younger lady. I often wonder what the hell happened between young and old !!!

Inside every woman lives a skinny woman crying to get out. I can only solve that problem by throwing cookies.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and whatever age you happen to be at the moment.

I just discovered my eyebrows have dropped to my chin.

Things are going to get a lot worse before they deteriorate beyond repair.

A male gynecologist is not an asshole, but equivalent to an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with everyone to whom you owe money.

My second favorite chore is cleaning. My first favorite household chore is ironing. My favorite way of finding relief from both chores is hitting my head on the bottom of the top bunk bed until I faint.

Old age ain't no confidence builder.

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woe-man usually does what man can’t do which is usually everything.

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows and breaks the panes in the process.

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to settle for being a horrible warning.

When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and to be safe I don’t dye my hair blonde.

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.

Creativity, Art & Life

Show me the man / woman that hasn’t made mistakes and I’ll show you the man / woman that hasn’t done anything!! Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is the ability to know which ones to keep!!! Everyone is stressed these days. Everyone is obsessed with doing things. There is a noble art of getting things accomplished but there is also a noble art of leaving things undone. Life’s trick is being able to tell the difference and leaving the useless stuff alone.

My Face Fell Off

My face fell off. To make matters worse I can’t remember which face brought me the most mileage. For instance, there’s my management face, my Joe Cool face, my sophisticated / come hither chicky poo face, my sincere / concerned face, my ambitious face, my career face, and my lover’s face which co-ordinates nicely with both my Zoot Suit and my Lizard Lounge / Leisure Larry Suits. I’ve changed faces so many times I don’t know the "real" me. I read somewhere that you should "Know Thyself First". Good luck on that one!!! Do you really know what you’re like when all the facial paint is scraped off??? Fortunately, we can’t read each other’s mind so you can project any image you want. My advice for success is to lie like hell !!! It usually works because most of us are reasonably competent on a day to day basis and if you aren’t too abnormal, eyeball wise, most people will ignore you. Also generalize like hell!! Many a man or woman has skewered themselves by going into too much detail. Maintain that sophisticated, know it all look without saying anything relevant attitude at all costs. It also helps if a man smokes a pipe. The man, sucking up on a pipe, will look sophisticated. Men basically have a way of looking naturally sophisticated and abnormally clever when sucking up. If you get good at sucking up you will go far in the business world because, unbelievable as it seems, your manager has even more insecurities than you since he’s fearful of loosing his leadership position at any moment. A lady should smoke a cigarillo. There is something about ½ mast female eyelids that convey a sense of sophistication and mystery to the average Joe Cool. Eyelids at ½ mast are also practical. They prevent watery eyes which, needless to say, dulls the sophisticated worldly deja vu effect. The only problem is that you should maintain some consistency for your friends. If you don’t, your friends will get confused as 99% of what you are to them is what they can eyeball!! Also avoid blogging at all costs. Putting anything in writing is a potential downer. You’ll have to jump through hoops to spin your words in a logical and sincere way!! Unfortunately, in your panic to fill your blog your writing tends to fill with "what ifs". After awhile, you’ll start to take a thought or theme and explore it to its' Nth degree. This is off putting to your friends. They will start to think that you are losing what few marbles you possess or even worse partaking in the less acceptable social mores. Some will even worry that your personality is falling apart and you’re no longer "normal". When you think about it we're all complex creatures and whether or not what we write is the real "us", who knows, and especially in some cases the writer doesn’t even know because he / she gets fascinated by the words and forgets the "thought". I guess way down deep down under our "face" we are all crazy mixed up kids!!!

Tectonic Time Plates

My posting "How God Pushed Her Pencil" postulated that her favorite number was 137. In my posting "We’re All Groovy" I advanced the theory that 1 dimensional Time had to have Gravity as it was dragging the Universe apart on Tectonic Time plates . These Tectonic Time Plates probably are the root of the Dark Matter phenomena . The Gravity Number can’t be large because you and I wouldn’t be able to move on our tectonic plate. When you put it all together the Gravity Number has got to be 1/EXP(137) or 3.17435854 E -60. There is also another number very close to 137 and that number is 137.035991. This number, 137.035991, is the Fine Structure Constant. The Fine Structure Constant measures the strength with which subatomic particles interact with one another and with light. In other words, particles reacting with particles that aren’t literally resting on the Tectonic Time Plate but dancing above it. Einstein said that space-time is curved which means that the Tectonic Time Plates are also curved. Thus if we take the Fine Structure Constant (137.035991) and divide it by the Gravity Number (3.17436E-60) we get the amount of space curvature of the tectonic Time Plate which is 4.31697E+61. Pioneer 10, launched in 1972 and Pioneer 11 launched a year later is an example of this effect. There is something that is causing them to speed up. The resulting acceleration is tiny, less than a nanometre per second per second. That's equivalent to just one ten-billionth of the gravity at Earth's surface, but it is enough to have shifted Pioneer 10 some 400,000 kilometers off track compared to traveling on a flat surface. The acceleration is caused by the slight downward slope of the space time curvature of the Tectonic Time Plate carrying Pioneer 10 and 11. Pioneer 10 and 11 are also causing eddy currents which are warping the space-time surrounding them.

Is That What It Means ????

English, as a living language, has many meanings. Here is an example of how to read a Personal Advertisement if you are looking for a Hottie!!
40-ish means everyone up to 49++++.
Adventurous means I slept with average nobodies without asking them if they had Aid’s or HIV. Looking means I’m desperate and anyone ugly is acceptable
Beautiful means I’m a pathological liar with a contagious disease.
Smile means I do a lot of pills to control my emotions.
Secure means I’m on medication and wear a Strait Jacket under my Glad Rags.
Feminist means I’m fat and have no discernible personality.
Free spirit means I’m a Smacked Up Junkie.
Friendship First means I’m a retired slut.
Fun means I’m annoying.
New-Age means I have body hair in all the wrong places.
Old-fashioned means I’m not interested in anything dangling from unsecured openings in PJ’s.
Open minded means I’m beyond desperate.
Outgoing personality means I’m loud and embarrassing even when I’m not falling down drunk .
Passionate means I relate best when sloppy drunk.
Professional means that Bitch is my nick name.
Voluptuous means that I’m obnoxiously large and waddle when I walk.

Woe-man’s English
1. Yes means No
2. No means Yes
3. Maybe means No
4. We need means I want.
5. I am sorry means you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk means You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead means you better not
8. Do what you want means you will pay for this later.
9. I am not upset means of course I am upset!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight means is sex all you ever
think about?

Man’s English
1. I am hungry means I am hungry
2. I am sleepy means I am sleepy
3. I am tired means I am tired
4. Nice dress means nice cleavage
5. I love you means let's have sex now
6. I am bored means do you want to have sex now that your headache is gone?
7. May I have this dance means I'd like to have sex with you on the dance floor.
8. Can I call you sometime means I'd like to have sex with you as soon as my girl friend goes home.
9. Do you want to go to a movie means I’d like to have sex with you over the theatre seats.
10. Can I take you out to dinner means I'd like to have sex with you on the dinner table.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit means that I’m gay.

Some New Ways To Choose A Probable Prime

A prime number is a number that can only be divided evenly by itself and 1. The only way to definitely calculate whether a prime is a prime is by dividing it by all the numbers that preceded the number you suspect is a prime. There are, however, ways of choosing the number that you may suspect is a prime before dividing. First of all any number that has more than 1 digit isn’t a prime if it can be divided by 2 and 5. For instance 12 and 15 aren’t primes because 12 / 2 = 6 and 15 / 5 = 3. Secondly, most, if not all primes, end with the last digit being 1, 3, 7, and 9. For instance 11, 13, 17, and 19 are primes. Take any chosen number such as 11 for instance and break it down into its’ constituents remembering that for a potential prime number the number has to end in 1, 3, 7, 9. Therefore 11, for example, can be broken down into (10 +1), (2+9), (4+7), (8+3) . Remove the (+)’s. The numbers are 101, 29, 47 ,83. Test the numbers. You will find in this case that 101, 29, 47, and 83 are all prime numbers. Sometimes these numbers aren’t prime. The difference between a prime number and the next prime number is some multiple of 2. For instance the difference between 137 and 139 is 2. Between 151 and 157 is 6 (2 X 3). Between 181 and 191 is 10 (2X5).

How God Pushed Her Pencil

There is an old saying that "The Devil Is In The Details". What this means is that while it is nice to say "I’m going to be a billionaire by the age of 20" there is a main problem as to how you plan to make this statement a reality. Hence "The Devil Is In The Details". One of the more interesting problems in cosmology is the value of Gravity in a layer of Time that doesn’t vibrate because it only has 1 dimension. Nobody has been able to find a value through experimentation / observation. Fortunately, for us, God didn’t simply dump us into this universe without a few hints if we are willing take the time to use the old noodle to figure things out. My posting on "God’s Favorite Number" established that it was 137. I’ve also posted that "This Universe Was Brought To You By The Number 3. The base for the Natural Logarithms is 2.718281828 and Pi is 3.141592654. Both these numbers are "almost 3" and definitely indeterminate because of how they are calculated. In my posting "We’re All Groovy" I postulated that 1 dimensional Time had to have Gravity as it was dragging the Universe apart on tectonic Time plates . To take it one step further Time may be the Dark Matter that we can’t find because Dark Matter doesn’t vibrate which is our usual method of detecting something. Gravity can’t be a big number because you and I wouldn’t be able to move on the tectonic plate. The Natural Logarithm is always being multiplied by itself to come up with a number. When you put it all together Gravity has got to be 1/EXP(137) or 3.17435854 E -60. You will notice that the number 3.17435854 alone is very close to Pi (3.141592654) which is another hint. Both the digits in 3.17435854 and 3.141592654 total 40. If we add (4 + 0) we get 4 and the 4th dimension is Time.

We’re All Groovy

Most of us know when something involving Time starts and stops. Sometimes we know exactly when and other times we know approximately when. Time seems to move in a straight line in an outward direction in our universe. Time takes energy from existing systems and uses that energy to expand. This is why we are born young in relatively good shape and then grow old and decrepit over Time. Everything deteriorates in this universe over Time. Time must be everywhere because none of us can escape its’ effects. Time seems to have only have one dimension because we can only measure it in terms of starting at one point and ending at another point. Time seems to have gravity associated with it because we can’t escape it. Time being one dimensional doesn’t vibrate because it is missing a vertical dimension in which to vibrate. This fact raises an interesting question. Our galaxies should be falling apart because there isn’t enough observable mass in them to produce the observed spin. There must be something out there that we can’t see and that something is layers of non-vibrating Time holding the Galaxies together. Time Layers are similar to the tectonic plates on earth that carries the continents and oceans around on earth. Einstein mentioned that planets and everything else in this universe warps the layers of Time creating warped Space or Space Time. Thus in the final analysis we are all groovy!!!

Relationships

I’m been running around like a chicken with its’ head cut off. Hell, maybe all this activity is equal to success. The next day I get up and start the whole process again!!! It is becoming my life style!!! Unfortunately, besides making me tired and cranky, it doesn’t do anything meaningful for my life. I got to thinking about relationships. I’ve a lot of friends but they don’t do anything for me psychologically. What I need is something for real with companionship and intimacy as well as love as an added "spice". I think I’m ready to lease now and if things pan out purchase later. Maybe a trial run. Now what does the catalogue say??? How do you spell "love"???