Tuesday, October 31, 2006


To love and be loved is the greatest happiness. Don't try to understand me, just love me. I suppose the last one is pure unadulterated faith in its’ purest form. We all struggle to understand / make sense of our surroundings and the people in it. Sometimes we luck out and have no understanding. Sometimes we fail and have a little tooooo much understanding which affects our attitude / outlook forever and worst of all we can’t correct it!!!!

Friday, October 27, 2006

Second Rib Resolved

I’m a Christian who has always believed in the Garden Of Eden. In the story, males came first and because we were lonely, we inadvertently asked God to create someone who could be a companion. God essentially said OK providing that the males were willing to give up a rib as a sign of sincerity and good faith. Seemed like a good deal at the time. Anyway, if you’ve ever noticed, we males aren’t a rib short. This fact has always bothered me.

After thinking long and hard about this conundrum this is probably what happened:

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God... "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What's a 'man,' Lord?" "This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly aroused. He'll be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly." "Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "What's the catch, Lord?" "Yeah, well.... you can have him on one condition." "What's that, Lord?" "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring...So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first...So, just remember... it's our secret... Woman-to-woman!"

Tuesday, October 24, 2006


For a really good flirt you have to find a lady that bullshits and has humor and like you, is willing to push the envelope. Some ladies have significant others, so one of the rules for a good flirt is to not interfere with a significant other relationship. Another good rule is to flirt with someone who is geographically distant from you so there is no temptation to go see them and create a lot of problems. Each side of the flirt has a duty to protect the other from doing something stupid which takes some doing because you don’t want to confuse reality with illusion. I find that although two flirters may have different life experiences the basic principles are the same and that’s the aspect that fascinates flirters. Flirting requires that you massage each other’s egos so find something that interests them and listen really well. It also helps if both flirters have a genuine interest in people and would like to know what makes people "tick". Most women have a innate ability to flirt. Most women, if they are potentially interested in a man, will send out signals that indicate an "interest" but not enough of an interest that it will cause mental anguish / problems to them. The signal for interpretation by the target (male) is basically on the line of "Did I actually see, what I thought I saw?????" Flirting is a developed skill and like all skills you have to keep it up. Essentially, a good flirt involves flitting about and enjoying yourself without having a hard landing called reality!!!!!

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Life’s Rules

Rule 1: Always have fun. If something in life interests you do it. If you find it boring, then why do it? It's about the good things not about the bad.

Rule 2: Take care of the little things before you wind up regretting it. Tell somehow how you feel. Take care of yourself, and don't let anything bring you down

Rule 3: If you've tried to take care of the little things and some of it doesn't work, don't kill yourself over it. Things happen. We have no control over things. The best thing you can do is take it with stride and learn from it.

Rule 4: All for one, and one for all. Be loyal and love your friends and family. Remember it works both ways and don't ever let someone use you, hurt you, or make you feel like you aren't worth it. Life isn't a one way street, despite what some people might think.

Rule 5: Take a chance. You want to do something crazy then do it. You never know what's going to happen. It could be the best choice you ever make. Don't be scared, go on and do it if you know you want to.

Rule 6: "There" is no better than "here," It just seems better when you are caught in a bad situation and think that "there" will improve it. Remember weeds are green tooooooo.

Rule 7: Don't tell me you're doing something. Do it. Actions will always speak louder then words. You can say it a million times. I don't care. Let me see it done and I'll be happy for you.

Rule 8: If the only reason you're not doing something is because you're afraid, DO IT. There is nothing good in fear, face it, take ownership, and move on.

Rule 9: Consider where you are before you open your mouth. Some things aren't always appropriate. Remember we all see things differently. Respect your audience and use your inside voice when needed.

Rule 10: The thing I call my body is not me. I'm the force of personality and the joy I take in my life. My body is a nice thing, but it's not my defining characteristic.

Rule 11: If you care about someone, tell them. Not just words, not just deeds, but both. Don't expect them to "just know". Contrary to popular opinion, no one can read minds.

Rule 12: If life dumps a pile of manure on you, remember it could have come with the cow attached.. That would hurt a lot more and might even kill you. The smell of manure goes away but if you’re dead, you’re dead. Each pile of manure as a step toward a new life. Just take that first step and move on. Don’t agonize over the muck. That is life toooooo.

Rule 13: The answers to life's questions is within all of us. All you need to do is ask, look, listen, and trust the answer.

Rule 14: Always forgive because all of us have off days. Never forget because we are here to learn and we don’t have the time to repeat the same screw up . Add variety to your life. Screw up somewhere else. Live your life without regret. You tried your hardest and you are not expected to know what will happen next. I know this seems silly because we all like our rear view mirror called regret. Regret is a memory but that doesn't mean you have to let those regrets haunt you / run your life.

Rule 15: Smile. It will drive people crazy. Some will think you’re up to something or there is something wrong with them. Hell, it might even make them happy!!!

Rule 16: Love is not perfect so don't try to make it perfect. You will find someone who is perfect for you, and they will come with warts. Just don’t focus on the warts. You will have no choice in who you love but you will be able to point out a million reasons why you love them. Just think of Love as that never ending question that is part of the unexplained.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006


Silence is a time and a place where one is completely surrendered to God. A place of Divine Love, Divine Being, and complete joy. To enter into Silence is to come to a place where words cannot describe what we feel, see, know, and become aware of. It is a place where we can finally identify ourselves and God. We find in silence there are no questions to ask, there is nothing to ask for, there is nothing to seek for, nothing to pray for. This is where we discover our Oneness with God, our true identity, the "I am" in us. .

Friday, October 13, 2006

Don’t Say Anything At All

Einstein once said that nothing happens until energy moves or words to that effect. The problem is that energy moves or alternately is alert to the possibility of moving just like little children. Life is all about controlling the energy fields around you. Yoga and meditation is an example of processes that allow you to control the energy fields around you. Your concept of God is a personalization of someone / something that controls the energy fields. Bibles and religious books are examples of books that show you how to control energy. Self help books are further examples of books that tell you how to control energy and where it’s found such as in weight. For example, concentrated energy in the form of weight can kill you. Your charisma, karma, surrounding energy field which is generated by you is interpreted by your lovers, friends and acquaintances so you must appear positive at all times. You must be continually alert for all forms of concentrated energy that can do you harm. If you notice that more flies are landing on you than usual your positive energy field is down because flies detect energy fields. If they start to lay eggs on you, it is time to move on because you’re dead and obviously have no energy. Examples of concentrated energy are buses or various forms of freight trains whether ephemeral or actual. Positive thoughts control the energy field, That is why your mother told you that" If you can’t say something nice about someone, don’t say anything at all".

Monday, October 09, 2006

Mind, Self, Reality

Mind, Self and Reality are the three cornerstones of our existence in three dimensions. Spirituality takes the form of energy in three dimensions. Our task for existence in this world is to control energy through Mind. That is why we must always think positive thoughts because this universe cycles through order, chaos and restoration. Positive thoughts bring order and restore order. Positive thoughts can delay the eventuality of chaos. Chaos’s chief function is to bring us closer to Spirituality and The Second Lady. Mind interprets the universe and stores its’ observations and experience in memory. Mind uses experience, observation and probabilities to create Reality. There’re all kinds of examples of what happens if Mind can’t function normally. Alzheimer’s and Schizophrenia are prime examples of this phenomena. You and I appear consistent to most people because they have the ability to interpret us in a common Reality. You and I are communication machines. We must send out a consistent message in terms of energy beams. People interpret that energy or karma / charisma using their Mind as a receiver. You and I appear different, to different people because being Real depends on their ability to receive / interpret us through the White Noise or interference’s in life!!!!

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Feeling Confused????

People are made to be Loved and Things are made to be Used. There is so much confusion in the world because People are being Used & Things are being Loved.

Friday, October 06, 2006

Dewdrops, Mist & Wind

Love is like dewdrops & mist. The dewdrops float on the air and wind their’ way in and out of the mist, seemingly seeking something that is real. The dewdrops can feel the love of the mist because both were originally "1". Wind sees dewdrops’ love for mist and gently blows on the dewdrops creating mist and now dewdrops and mist are "1" for eternity.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

The Corpse

The Second Lady designed the universe from a basic template which includes love. There are love affairs and there’re love affairs. Some love affairs are based on the external physical appearance. Other love affairs are based on the internal person. The best love affair of all is the one organized and run by The Second Lady. These love affairs have a Soul. You can feel the true love with feeling flow back and forth and you feel great. The downside is if this love affair dies, you can sense when the Soul left the relationship. You are then left looking at a corpse with no feeling at all.