Monday, January 01, 2007

See Dick & Jane

I read somewhere that there is a move afoot to implant a microchip in humans for good and noble reasons. Here comes the first Cyborg, which is part man and machine. Since things in this universe cycle through 3 stages being order, randomness and chaos and right now order seems to prevail can randomness and chaos be far behind?????? Reminds me of the following:

See Dick
See Jane
See microchip button
Press microchip button
See Dick & Jane Run
Run, Dick
Run Jane

I’ve an implanted microchip in case I get lost. I respond to "Spot"

See Dick
See Jane
See Spot
See microchip button
Press microchip button
Run Dick
Run Jane
Run Spot & bite Dick and Jane due to a chip malfunction..
See Dick & Jane & Spot fight due to bad chip programming.

I like this one especially, being male:

See Jane
See microchip button
Press microchip button
See Jane in love!!!!!

2 comments:

Jane said...

I'm not sure Jane in love would be such a pleasant sight.

Just messy.

The whole microchip thing disgusts me.

Jane said...

Alex - I'm not SO young that I would miss the Dick, Jane, and Spot references.

I was teasing about the Jane in love :)