Being a man and in the interests of fairness and equality, here’s some facts about men that some lady somewhere might have just wondered about in a laundry crisis:
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls vapor lock their butt-hole)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(because dogs like to hump anyone / anything / anywhere / anytime)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(God decided to make a rough draft first to see if her idea was feasible)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEATDOWN?
(Never happened so no one knows)
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)