Men

Being a man and in the interests of fairness and equality, here’s some facts about men that some lady somewhere might have just wondered about in a laundry crisis:

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls vapor lock their butt-hole)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(because dogs like to hump anyone / anything / anywhere / anytime)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(God decided to make a rough draft first to see if her idea was feasible)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEATDOWN?

(Never happened so no one knows)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)