There is something wrong headed about life!!! You’re born young, forced to work like crazy to accumulate, then spend like crazy, worry that you’re going to outlive your money, deteriorate over time, get old, stupider than usual and then finally die. All very depressing.!!! It seems to me, after careful and thoughtful consideration, that whomever or whatever runs this universe got her / its’ directions confused!! Now it would seem to me, as an unsophisticated struggler in this life that things would be better going in reverse.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
You wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
You start work, you get a gold watch on your first day as a kind of incentive to do well and be successful.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You go to High School, drink alcohol, party, study sex in class disguised as "health education" and chase girls.
You graduate into primary school, forget about sex, girls, become a kid, play and have no responsibilities.
Graduate primary school as a baby educated and prepared for a life of pooping with no further education or education expense required. Also servants readily available and price - less at your beck and call.
Your last 9 months are spent floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions, with central heating, room service, no worries and no bills!!
You finish off as a highly pleasant orgasm.