It seems to me that God who is a woman, enigmatic, and quite capable of getting her own way, designed man as a prototype for woman. Woman are perfect, but prototypical man has been left in the lurch.
Man, being God's prototype, on her way to designing woman now finds himself:
1. Giving up on women and watching sports on which he bets money, can’t win, can’t second guess and which drives him emotionally crazy.
2. Giving up on sports and studying women, who he will never understand either and which
will still drive him nuts ( see 1. )
3. Wondering if God has a "steady"???????