Take two smiles and call me in the morning because:
1 The world generally smiles with you.
2 Everyone thinks that you see something on them that isn’t right.
3 If you smile in business meetings, everyone thinks you haven’t got a proper understanding of the problem.
4 Smile at your enemies because it drives them nuts.
5 Smile when being presented with a problem, because the presenter will think you’re hopelessly stupid and will leave you alone.
6 Smile when someone explains something to you, because they will start to think that it is a simple problem to understand and they should go work it out for themselves before they end up embarrassing themselves.
7 Smile and energy / spirits / God smile on / with you.
8 Smile and everyone thinks you’re up to something fun and slightly devious.
9 Smile and give some of your facial muscles a well deserved rest.
10 Smile and everyone thinks you can handle problems.
11 Smile and everyone leaves you alone because they think you’re nuts.