Sunday, September 07, 2008

Theory Of Everything

Here’s the poop on The Theory Of Everything. The simple world is based on particles and strings. The complex world is just a complicated arrangement of particles and strings. Particles are anything that we can see, sometimes under different names, such as you, me and different structures such as buildings. Particles can be things that we can’t see like events. When an event happens the event string is the seen and unseen consequences of that event. Strings are dark matter which we can’t see. Strings are dark energy when they move, force when they accelerate, and paths for particles / planets / people etc. when they do nothing. Gravity, Time and Space are all strings. Each particle has a string. A string can create a particle. A particle can disappear into a string. Black Holes are compressed strings without particles. That’s why you and I are destroyed if we enter a black hole. You and I, as particles disappear into our own strings. Gravity, Time and Space become distorted in Black Holes because they are strings and are compressed / extended / warped in Black Holes. Strings as Dark Matter, Dark Energy, are occasionally kicked out of Black Holes and sometimes decompress becoming particles with a string tail. Each string is mathematically related to its’ particle and carries information. That is why in quantum physics we can relate a path to a particle or why a photon has wave / string qualities . It just depends on what part of a photon we are examining. Strings in different fields such as art, chemistry, biochemistry, physics, electricity, electronics, investments and mathematics, music etc. have different names, but any of these names are still only simple strings. We call strings in different fields different names through chance, choice and also to help define what we specifically mean in that field.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

A Conundrum

If there is no such thing as perpetual motion, then what does or how is light propelled at a constant 186,000 mph without losing energy and therefore naturally slowing down????

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Theory Of Everything

A Theory Of Everything has to have a basic structure that can be applied to everything. Mathematicians see it as a generalized mathematical formula that can be applied to all situations. Philosophers see it as a basic principle that you can apply to everything if you change the words to correspond to whatever you are writing / explaining whether it be physical / social / relationships / etc.. In short, no matter who you are it can be used for everything. The universe is primarily made up of particles, waves and frames. Particles have physical properties. You and I can be considered as a collection of living particles. Buildings and anything that physically exists whether solid, liquid, gas, plasma etc. is a particle or composed of particles. A wave is harder to define. It is something that doesn’t have properties that we can see. A wave is energy when stationary and a force when it is moving. Frames are something which holds particles and waves in a framework. For instance you and I are in a frame consisting of a skeleton. Hanging on the skeleton is waves / paths / wires / tubes distributing blood, air and electrical signals for communication / commands. On top of everything is a particle type brain for reasoning and automatic controls . All particles have an associated wave like a tail. In living things the tail is our charisma, personality or that mysterious thing called a life force. Things that move / accelerate lose form because as things move the energy holding them together has to be used for movement / acceleration. At low velocities this phenomena is not readily seen. Things that don’t move such as buildings tend to deteriorate because the energy holding the buildings together moves elsewhere over time since the universe cycles through order, chaos and restoration / resurrection. Where physical objects are concerned such as buildings you have to restore / repair them. Where something living is concerned and something goes wrong it’s off to the doctor or hospital. The faster you travel the more you change into a wave, until you are a wave at the speed of light. Over the speed of light you become the equivalent to a frame or in other words a Spirit or a Soul or whatever is equivalent in your religious belief system.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Frames

The three types of frames in this universe are space, gravity and time frames. The frame in the centre is the space frame. You and I and everything else exist / move in the space frame. Moving outwards from the centre the next frame is the gravity frame. The gravity frame’s main function is to keep everything in the space frame in place while still allowing it to move around. Lastly, we have the time frame. The time frame’s main function is to move the space and gravity frame horizontally outward. The space frame is occupied by particles, strings and modified frames which are collections of particles and strings. Particles have properties and appear as solids, liquids and gases. Strings have no properties but appear to us as forces which hold particles together in mixtures of solids, liquids and gases. At extremely low temperatures strings can appear as Bose Einstein Condensates which can leak through solid containers because they exist as forces in solid form. Everything within the space frame is based on the number 3. The space frame’s measurements are ( 3 X 3 = 9) or (3^2) ) or 9 units. The gravity frame’s measurements are Pi X Pi ( 3.141592654 X 3.141592654 = 9.869604401or (Pi ^2) ) or slightly off 3 (3.141592654 ). The gravity frame tends to curve the surrounding string space which is a type of force as the particle with it’s attached string moves along the strings causing the particle to also curve following / dragging its’ individual string. If the particle isn’t moving gravity tends to hold the particle and string in place in a string - space depression. The time frame’s measurements are ( 9 X 9 = 81) or (3^4 ) ). The time frame’s primary function is to both move the particles and strings horizontally outward as a unit while expanding the universe outward at the same time. The time frame’s other function is to introduce an element of stress in the space / gravity frames which appear to us as randomness / aging which is caused when string energy for expansion is taken from the particles and strings as the time frame moves horizontally outward in a forward direction. All particles are converted into strings in the space frame by the time the speed of light is reached. Over the speed of light only the time frame exists and has no reference to space or gravity. Below the speed of light, particles, strings and frames exist together. Strings, particles, frames below the speed of light are spatially altered and / or flexed under velocity, acceleration or inertia but more about that phenomena next time.

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Male / Female Primer

1. The female calls the shots / makes the rules.

2. The rules are subject to arbitrary change at any time without prior notification / logic.

3. The rules are too complex for simple male minds.

4. If the male should inadvertently learn the rules or the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change / randomize some or all of the rules .

5. The female is never wrong / the male is never right.

6. If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong or even worse, didn’t anticipate.

7. If Rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for being insensitive.

8. The female may change her mind at any time without notice.

9. The male must never change his mind without the expressed written consent of the female which he’s not going to get in a month of Sundays..

10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. No reason is required.

11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to show concern / remorse. She expects you to know when. So pay attention.

12. The male is expected to be a mind reader.

13. The male who doesn't abide by the rules, also doesn’t understand / appreciate / is incapable of a serious relationship.

14. Any attempt by the male to document the rules shows a lack of trust / faith on his part.

15. If the female has PMS, everything is off for the foreseeable future.

16. The female is ready when she is ready. Never irritate her by asking if she is ready ( yet ).

17. The male must be ready at all times.

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Prime Number Pattern

A Prime Number is a number that is defined as only being divisible by itself and 1. On the surface it would seem that this simple definition should produce a simple, predictable pattern for Prime Numbers but it doesn’t happen. It doesn’t happen because this simple definition is subject to about 4 rules that complicate the location of a Prime Number.

Here are the rules:

1. Numbers that are evenly divisible by 2 aren’t Prime Numbers. These numbers end in 0, 2, 4, 6, 8 in the far right column.

2. Numbers that are evenly divisible by 5 aren’t Prime Numbers. These numbers end in 5 and 0 in the far right column. (25, 40)

3. Numbers ending in 1, 3, 7, 9 may or may not be Prime Numbers. (11, 13, 17, 19) are Prime Numbers since they are only divisible by themselves and 1. (21, 33, 27, 99) are not Prime Numbers because they are divisible by some number having 1, 3, 7, 9 in the far right column

4. Except for the single digit Prime Number 3, any number whose digits total 3 or a multiple of 3 and has 1, 3, 7, 9 in the far right column isn’t a Prime Number ( 69, 6 + 9 = 15, 15 / 3 = 5 ) isn’t a Prime Number

If only the first two rules existed then Prime Numbers always ending in 1, 3, 7, 9 would be evenly distributed. Unfortunately, some numbers ending in 1, 3, 7, 9, in the far right column can be evenly divisible by some other numbers ending in 1, 3, 7, 9. In addition, except for the single digit Prime Number 3, any number having 1, 3, 7, 9 in the far right column and whose digits total 3 or a multiple of 3 isn’t a Prime Number. The 3rd rule is bad enough but the 4th rule really scrambles the Prime Number Pattern.

Friday, December 14, 2007

How Many Primes Precede------???

One of the things that drive mathematicians crazy is trying to figure out how many prime numbers precede a number. For example if you look up a table of Prime Numbers you will find Prime Number 7919 is the 1000th Prime Number. A prime number is defined as any number that can only be divided evenly by itself and 1. This means that if you suspect a number is a prime then you have to divide it by all the numbers that precede it to see if any number divides into it evenly. The current way of finding the number of Primes preceding any number is by taking the number (7919 for instance) and dividing it by its’ LN or the Log of the Natural Number. The LN or Log of the Natural Number (7919) is (8.977020214). For those of you that don’t have a clue what I’m talking about LN or the Log of the Natural Number (2.718281828) is the number of times that the Natural Number (2.718281828) has to be multiplied by itself to create (7919) which is our present example. Naturally, (2.718281828), doesn’t always multiply by itself evenly to create the number which you want so hence the fraction ( 977020214). I have discovered another way which appears to be consistently closer to the number of primes up to any chosen random number. If you take a look at a list of prime numbers you will discover that, excluding the single digit primes, 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, the far right column of primes end in 1, 3, 7 or 9 once you get to primes of more than one digit. As an example, the following two digit numbers (11, 13, 17, 19) are all primes. Unfortunately, you will soon realize that all numbers ending in 1, 3, 7, 9 aren’t prime numbers. For instance, 21, 33, 27, 39 aren’t prime numbers because each one is divisible evenly by 3. Crazy as it may seem, there is a neat way to get it almost right. I don’t know why it works this way but it seems to be related to chance. You know if you flip a coin it will come up on average over time and many flips as 50% heads or 50% tails. The same principle seems to apply to prime numbers on average. For instance 7919 has 4 digits ( 7, 9, 1, 9 ). Therefore you multiply 7919 by ½ or .5, 3 X. ( 7919 X .5 = 3959.5, 3959.5 X .5 =1979.75, 1979.75 X .5 = 989.875 ) is almost 990 or 10 short of 1000. The secret of how many times to multiply by ½ or .5 is to count the number of digits ( 4 are in 7919 (7, 9, 1, 9 ) and subtract 1 from the total ( 4 - 1 = 3 ). To add to the fun, prime numbers aren’t evenly spaced so for more accuracy choose any arbitrary number ending in 1, 3, 7, 9 in the end column as that arbitrary number may itself be a prime number!!!

If you want to be even more accurate follow these rules for choosing the original number ( 7919 for example )

Prime Numbers have the numerals 1, 3, 7, 9 in their farthest right column which eliminates a lot of numbers that you might think are primes. So choose a number ending in 1, 3, 7, 9.

Not all numbers having 1, 3, 7, 9 in their farthest right column are Prime Numbers, but these numbers can be divided evenly by numbers ending in 1, 3, 7, 9 in the far right column ( 21, 33, 27, 39 ). Try dividing your number by numbers ending in 1, 3, 7, 9 to see if your number is a Prime.

Except for Prime Number 3, the sum of the digits of Prime Numbers never total 3 or multiples of 3. ( 21, 33, 27, 39 ). Add the digits in your chosen number to see of those numbers are divisible by 3. For instance the digits of 69 ( 6 + 9 = 15 ) are divisible evenly by 3 ( 15 / 3 = 5 ). Therefore you know it isn’t a Prime Number.

If you are still curious 7919 / LN (7919) or 7919 / 8.977020214 comes to 882.1412686 or 882 in round figures. 882 is 118 primes short of 1000 which is the number of primes before and including 7919 which is also a prime. My method 7919 X .5 X .5 X.5 = 989.875 or in round figures 990 which is 10 short of the true number of 1,000 or 9 short if you want to think of 999 primes before 7919 which is also a Prime.

Friday, December 07, 2007

Weird Spread

One of the things that drive people nuts that enjoy puzzles are Primes. Primes are any number that can be divided evenly by only itself and 1. If you ever look at a Table Of Primes, you will see they seem to have a pattern but there isn’t any readily recognizable rhyme or reason to it. Logically, you would think that the spaces that would separate Primes would be even or at the most not far off even. Here’s what I mean. The simplest Primes are the single digits 1, 2, 3, 5, 7. Looks relatively simple to me, but the larger the numbers, the more the Primes’ locations seem to be completely disorganized. Since Primes are defined as numbers divisible by themselves and 1 you can eliminate some numbers immediately. Two (2) divides evenly into any number that has 0, 2, 4, 6, 8 in the far right column ( 10, 12, 24, 36, 48, for example ). Five (5) is the only other number that divides evenly into any number that has 5 or 0 in the far right column (125, 155, 175 ), ( 120, 150, 180). The remaining prime numbers are 1, 3, 7. They may or may not divide evenly into any number that has a 1, 3, 7 in the far right column. The only other number not discussed is 9 which isn’t a prime number because it’s divisible by 3 ( 9 / 3 = 3 ) Weird as it is, you will find that the numbers 1, 3, 7, and 9 are in the farthest right column of Prime Numbers. For example, ( 11, 13, 17, 19 ) are all Prime Numbers. If you divide any number ending in 1, 3, 7, 9 in the far right column into any number ending in ( 1, 3, 7, 9 ) in the far right column sometimes it divides evenly which means that particular number that ends in ( 1, 3, 7, 9 ) isn’t a Prime Number, For example, ( 21, 33, 27, 39 ) are all divisible by 3. You will see that the Prime Number locations would now start to spread out because not all numbers ending in ( 1, 3, 7, 9 ) in the far right column are only divisible by themselves and 1. The final randomizer is due to the fact that, except for single digit prime number 3, the total of the digits forming a Prime number ending in 1, 3, 7, 9, will never total 3 or a multiple of 3. For instance 69 is not a Prime because its’ digits 6 and 9 total 15 which is divisible evenly by 3. ( 69, 6 + 9 = 15, 15 / 3 = 5 ).

So, in summary, randomizing occurs because:

Prime Numbers have 1, 3, 7, 9 in their farthest right column leaving spaces of 1, 2, multiples of 2 or even odd or even powers of 2 between Prime Numbers.

Not all numbers having 1, 3, 7, 9 in their farthest right column are Prime Numbers ( 21, 33, 27, 39 ).

Except for Prime Number 3, the sum of the digits of Prime Numbers never total 3 or multiples of 3. ( 21, 33, 27, 39 )

Friday, November 30, 2007

Just A Thought

Most people only use Time as an event marker as in "Such and such happened here". Since Time only moves outward in only one direction, it seems to me that it only has one dimension. Physically, we all move outward. We can’t move backward in Time except through memory. Memory is very unique. If we were particularly close / in love with someone and he / she are now gone, our memory glamorizes his / her virtues and ignores / forgets the downsides / history of the relationship. Frequently, we go through a litany of would of’s, could of’s and should of’s. All completely normal. The downside of all this reverse emoting is that the grieving person is more interested in penance for some perceived indiscretion, stupidity on their part. Whether or not any indiscretion or stupidity on their part did in fact exist is a mute point. Perhaps the now gone person pulled the plug on the relationship through their own stupidity, but you and I inherit the guilt because God / Fickle Finger Of Fate moved that person permanently and physically away from our reach. Life is full of all kinds of choices and paths. Most of our choices and paths are accidental.. While we can make a conscious decision to go in one direction, there is no guarantee our choice is right in terms of benefits. Perhaps most of our life’s paths aren’t all that great because the universe cycles through order, chaos, resurrection / redemption. Sometimes God drafts us into something for her purpose and isn’t exactly thrilled when our choices cause her a gigantic headache. I sense that sometimes God gets so vexed at what we’ve done, that she removes the impediment so we can get on with the things God wants us to do during our life. Just a thought!!!.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

We’ve Been Framed

You and I live in frames. The three types of frames in this universe are space, gravity and time. You and I, at our simplest, are essentially particles attached to strings which are really our personalities / charisma’s / life force which we generally drag / whip around to attract other particles / people / things. Our universe is based on the number 3, so we naturally live in a space frame of 3 units X 3 units and our personal space, which we all love to talk about, is 9 units. ( 3 X 3 = 9 ). The gravity frame measurements are slightly larger than 3 because gravity must hold us in place, but not be so strong that we can’t move around. The gravity frame’s measurements are slightly off / more than 3 or Pi X Pi ( 3.141592654 X 3.141592654 = 9.869604401 ). The strength of gravity tends to curve our personal space as well as our personality / charismatic string into a slight curve / depression. If we start to move we move in a curve / depression due to gravity, even though we may swear up down and across that we are moving in a straight line. The curve of the earth is a good example of this phenomena. We think we are straight up and down as we walk but eventually if we walk far enough we are upside down. Time, which can only move in one direction, is in the 4th dimension. The time frame’s measurements are ( 9 X 9 = 81 ). 81 is (3 X 3 X 3 X 3 = 81 or 4 - 3’s because everything in this universe is constructed on the number 3. The time frame’s primary function is to both move the particles and strings horizontally outward as a unit while expanding the universe outward at the same time. The time frame’s other function is to introduce an element of randomness which is caused when energy for expansion is taken from the particle and string as the time frame moves horizontally in a forward direction. That is why you and I age and everything, in general, falls apart or deteriorates over time. If velocity or acceleration occurs when we move around or ride in vehicles all the particles which are us / vehicles / etc. are converted into strings by the time the speed of light is reached. Over the speed of light the space and gravity frames are converted to time frames and the time frames only holds us / things as energy or spirits / souls if you want to look at it that way.

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Oh, Incidentally, Primes In Patterns!!!

1. A Prime Number is defined as any number that can only be divided evenly by itself and 1. One digit Primes are 1, 2, 3, 5, 7 since they can only be divided evenly by 1 and themselves. .

2. A Prime Number, if it is a Prime Number, has 1, 3, 7, 9 in its’ far right column. (11, 13, 17, 19) are all Primes since they can only be divided by 1 and themselves..

3. Except for single digit prime number 3 ( see 1.), if you add the digits forming a prime number ending in 1, 3, 7, 9, a prime number’s digits will never total 3 or be a multiple of 3. For instance 69 is not a Prime because its’ digits 6 and 9 total 15 which is divisible evenly by 3. ( 69, 6 + 9 = 15, 15 / 3 = 5 ).

More Confusion:

1. Not all numbers having 1, 3, 7, 9 in their far right column are Prime Numbers. ( 21, 33, 27, 39 ) are all divisible by 3 (My lazy example). The rule is divisible by any old number except 1, since 1 never changes the number it’s dividing. The total of their digits ( 3, 6, 9 12 ) are all divisible by 3 ( see 3, last section ).

2.A number which ends in 1, 3, 7, 9 and isn’t a prime, is divisible by a number ending in 1, 3, 7, or 9 in its’ first column ( 469, 469 / 7 = 67, 7909, 7909 / 11 = 719 ).

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Positive Thoughts, Frames, Triangles & Balance

We, and everything in this universe exists in a series of individual triangles whose sides are one side of a Time, Gravity or Space Frame. Our chief function, among other things, is to maintain a balance between all three frames. We do this juggling act by maintaining our life in balance. A space frame provides us with dimensions in which to exist. A gravity frame’s function is to hold us / things in place. A time frame’s function is to provide a future and room for us to grow. As time moves forward, stresses / distortions appear in the triangles in the form of changes such as aging, deterioration, randomness or chaos. This happens because energy is taken out of the time frame to expand the universe thereby providing us with a future. This removal of energy causes the time side of the triangle to distort which, in turn causes us and everything else to loose its’ balance / position in the center of the triangle. We must therefore readjust our position / balance within the triangle. Sometimes, we cause our own stresses by obsessing over some problem causing a greater distortion than usual. The key to balance in our personal triangle is to control the surrounding energy fields by thinking positive thoughts at every opportunity.

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Who Made It So????

It occurred to me that past is memory. We can’t change what has past. Some Wit said "Past is prologue" but my Financial Adviser ( bless her ) tells me that past performance doesn’t predict future performance. My investments have a handle on that concept but it continues to elude me. I tend to go with her statement because anyone that has been married long enough for ennui to set in can readily grasp that insight at least where sex is concerned. On the other hand, ennui doesn’t apply to house cleaning. Go figure!!! The present is Slices Of Now. If you have ever had the misfortune to study Calculus you will readily see it’s chock full of slices which you are either slicing again or reassembling to figure out whether things are coming together of not ( think sets / love / romance / all that icky stuff ). Same principle as life!!! Future is statistical. You obviously have lots of choice when you think of the future as in the universal marriage question "How have you planned your day????" Think "work" here!!! Statistics takes a small sample ( history / old news / world shenanigans etc.) and applies it to a large population ( the old future ). Statistics even throws in math to give you that warm fuzzy feeling that you are actually doing something organized / meaningful / intelligent and not that dreaded guessing!!! Sometimes, of course, something completely wonderful / unexpected happens and that future perfect which you didn’t think was going to ever happen becomes Present Perfect in all its’ glory!!! Just don’t mess up the surrounding energy fields with a lot of stray thought or worst of all annoy God who " Made it so".

Sunday, November 04, 2007

Life By Exception

Learning is complicated. Let’s take the study of Statistics for example. If you know nothing about statistics, you first have to learn the words and their meaning. Usually, the book is filled with diagrams because some people learn visually. The book’s words are important because some people learn aurally. Statistic books are loaded with examples to give you an idea about how the diagrams / words are used to solve problems. There are also illustrations of exceptions to the statistical patterns. After thinking about it for awhile it suddenly occurred to me that everything around us is based on patterns. While you can argue that the essence of life can be many things, it seems to me patterns should be on that list. Patterns aren’t static. They evolve over time. God / whatever designed this universe on basic patterns that have the capacity to evolve over time. She did it that way, because our brains only have the capacity to notice exceptions. You can argue that people are creative, but they are only creative in simplistic ways. They are not creative in complex ways. For instance the development of the atomic bomb during WW11 took many creative people working in teams along with support staff solving relatively minute parts of the puzzle. Pattern evolution applies to everything. Language evolved. For instance the word "gay" is a word that has an entirely different meaning to what it meant 40 - 60 years ago. You and I evolve in many ways. For instance all of us age, which is essentially an evolution of a pattern commonly known as appearance. If you go down the street, thinking of nothing / looking at nothing in particular, you will only notice something if the pattern is different / broken. You and I try to stand out in our work. That is breaking a pattern. If you decorate your home, you try for something unique which is breaking a pattern. Therefore my readers, life is patterns and our management of our lives is noticing exceptions or in essence Life By Exception!!!

Saturday, November 03, 2007

Patterns

Excluding time, we all live in three dimensional space and everything in our three dimensional space involves three primary things like our 3 dimensions length , width and height. Particles, strings and frames are the basic names for everything that exists in our universe. Particles are us. Strings are energy. Frames are our patterns. Patterns can be our personality / behavior. Imagine writing a report for work. You start out with a blank page / frame to fill with particles ( letters / numbers ) to make sentences ( strings of energy conveying ideas (force)) within a frame ( pattern - introduction, middle, end ). In life everything cycles through order, chaos, restoration / resurrection. You start with a first draft. Order begins in your mind and you start to type. The more you type chaos rears its’ ugly head. First it is limited because you start with typos. Next your facile ideas start to disintegrate because you suddenly think of this or that exception. Resurrection / restoration has begun. Finally order is successfully restored when particles / strings / frames all come together in the ultimate pattern!!!! That, my friends / readers is the essence of life!!!!

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Organized Fumbling

God ain’t interested in doing a lot of unnecessary / repetitive work so here is one of her designs so you and I can fumble our way through life without bothering her!!! All living things have a Soul. All inanimate things have a Spirit. Life is built on patterns. We mange our lives by looking for exceptions to the patterns. If you don’t believe me try writing down / keeping a mental note of why you notice something. Many years ago there used to be a management philosophy called Management By Exception. Little did the proponents realize they were talking about one of the fundamentals of life.

Friday, October 26, 2007

Wrong Headed

There is something wrong headed about life!!! You’re born young, forced to work like crazy to accumulate, then spend like crazy, worry that you’re going to outlive your money, deteriorate over time, get old, stupider than usual and then finally die. All very depressing.!!! It seems to me, after careful and thoughtful consideration, that whomever or whatever runs this universe got her / its’ directions confused!! Now it would seem to me, as an unsophisticated struggler in this life that things would be better going in reverse.

Let’s see:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

You wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

You start work, you get a gold watch on your first day as a kind of incentive to do well and be successful.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You go to High School, drink alcohol, party, study sex in class disguised as "health education" and chase girls.

You graduate into primary school, forget about sex, girls, become a kid, play and have no responsibilities.

Graduate primary school as a baby educated and prepared for a life of pooping with no further education or education expense required. Also servants readily available and price - less at your beck and call.

Your last 9 months are spent floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions, with central heating, room service, no worries and no bills!!

You finish off as a highly pleasant orgasm.

Monday, October 22, 2007

Statistics and Horoscopes

Statistics and horoscopes are the same kettle of fish. Both disciplines are an attempt to explain what is most likely to happen. We cannot read each other's mind so the next best thing is organizing our life experiences statistically or horoscopically so we have a reasonable chance of personal survival / understanding on a most likely to happen basis. Statistics and horoscopes are just a fancy way of putting observations / experience down on paper and trying to come to a conclusion. Horoscopes and statistics are just a method of relating our existence to our surroundings. Everything in life, in the pure sense, is statistically or horoscopically based because we don't have all the facts / can’t ever accumulate all the facts, and can't weigh our facts with any precision because none of us can accurately foresee the future on a minute by minute basis. As an example, at night, one half of the world is hanging upside down by their feet but intuitively we are all statistically and horoscopically confident that we know which way is up.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Huh Factor

I sense that everything on this earth has a soul / spirit simply based on the premise that something is going on but heaven knows what. I know it sounds crazy, but hear me out. It all comes down to the simple fact that we don't have the ability (yet) to communicate with their physical form. To keep the concept simple, we can’t communicate with whales / porpoises, dolphins etc.. We definitely can’t communicate with rocks and trees!! I sense that God, in her wisdom, organized everything using a self perpetuating template which was allowed to mutate and be physically changed by humanity / natural forces etc. It occurred to me one day that God, in her wisdom, isn’t interested in doing a lot of unnecessary / repetitive work. Now before you blow me off, just think about this. Most people end up having relationships in one form or another. Sometimes we get cheesed and call the whole thing off. This is usually called irreconcilable differences in our polite, inoffensive world. Basically, it all comes down to a lack of communication or the inability to communicate effectively let alone concisely!! The best example is being married. How many men / women can communicate (intelligently) with their official significant other???? Huh factor????

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Duck Theory

We all live in Slices Of Now. Past is memory, which cannot be changed so pan out the good like gold and forget the grit which will only rub you the wrong way!!! Future is random, and will do what it will do, so chill. Just don’t forget that ½ the stuff you worry about ain’t going to happen and the other ½ which is coming anyway is seldom foreseen!!! Just don’t forget the Duck Theory of Life. Calm on surface, paddle like hell underneath. If you require the equivalent of bicycle training wheels, a paddle may be handy!!!