Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Life’s Question

What is illusion and what is reality and how do you tell the difference?????

Monday, May 28, 2007

Patterns And Parts, Illusion and Reality

Patterns and Parts, Illusion and Reality. Like a tree, you can identify it by looking at the pattern of its’ leaf but you can’t describe that particular tree in specifics unless you see it. Same principle in relationships. You know where you probably stand if you can identify the pattern but you can’t describe where you are actually standing / going because you can’t read the other person’s mind / see your future in specifics. Perhaps in some ways we are all living an illusion / pattern and only the part is reality.

Sunday, May 27, 2007

What Speaks ?????

Is your mouth speaking for your heart or is your heart speaking through your mouth????????

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Sometimes

Sometimes someone magical just plops into your life out of the blue. You sit down and list millions of reasons why it shouldn’t happen, is completely illogical, not according to your private life plan, definitely dopey, stupid and anything else that says no or impossible but that magical someone just doesn’t disappear.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Prototypical Man

It seems to me that God who is a woman, enigmatic, and quite capable of getting her own way, designed man as a prototype for woman. Woman are perfect, but prototypical man has been left in the lurch.

Man, being God's prototype, on her way to designing woman now finds himself:

1. Giving up on women and watching sports on which he bets money, can’t win, can’t second guess and which drives him emotionally crazy.

2. Giving up on sports and studying women, who he will never understand either and which
will still drive him nuts ( see 1. )

3. Wondering if God has a "steady"???????

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Energy

Energy, as the fundamental building block of this universe, has a form as a string. Energy can also be in the form of particles and frames as well as strings. Energy in the form of a string when it moves has a wave like leading edge that appears to us as a force. Energy strings can form clumps which appear to us as inanimate particles or living entities. Energy can also form a frame which is essentially an enclosure for individual processes / living beings / things. Space, time and gravity are examples of frames that do something as a process. Energy in the form of a string can form particles which have positive or negative charges. Energy strings can contain holes which tend to hold things in place as they operate as gravity or inertia. Electrical energy or voltage is really a series of stacked strings in a frame which we call a battery. Energy in the form of a clump appears to us as a mass from a distance but as a charge if we could see it in a quantum vacuum. Space, Time, Gravity, are essentially frames that anchor energy as a string. These strings have the ability to clump into particles which we see as quantum particles / planets etc.. These clumps wink in and out of existence at different speeds depending on whether they represent a quantum particle / planet / universe or even you and I. String clumps on a massive scale create gravity when they cause the strings anchored to a frame to flex / oscillate. String clumps on a minute scale create charge when they cause the strings anchored to a frame to flex / oscillate such as in an electrical field or as a quantum vacuum phenomena. Since both processes are essentially equivalent in principle, the mathematics for the phenomena are essentially the same. It also doesn’t particularly matter whether you call it charge / mass / gravity as the principle is the same even though the outcome is different. Space as a series of strings in a frame causing a particle to travel down a string. On a gross scale we see these strings as orbits for planets. On a minute scale, we see these movements as Brownian as the particles on the strings bounce around. On a quantum scale we see the trails of the strings as the result of the particles on the string traveling near the speed of light. Time is a series of strings anchored in a frame and when these strings clump as particles they give the illusion of something happening at different speeds within the time frame. Inertia in space, gravitational mass, oscillation, time differences caused by particles is all essentially the same depending on the function at the time. Same principle, different name!!!!

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Theory Of Everything

If there is a Theory Of Everything, then whatever it is has to have a basic structure that can be applied to everything. Mathematicians see it as a universal mathematical formula. Philosophers see it as a basic principle that you can apply to everything if you change the words to correspond to whatever you are writing / explaining whether it be physical / social / relationships / etc.. In short, no matter who you are it can be used for everything. The physical interests me so I’ll explain it that way. This universe is made up of massive things, not so massive things, little things and quantum things. It is generally agreed that energy is what makes this universe rock. No one knows quite exactly what energy is in physical terms. Energy is the fundamental building block of this universe. Energy can be in the form of particles, strings or frames. Energy in the form of a string when it moves has a wave like leading edge that appears to us as a force. If the energy is accelerating it picks up additional energy. Things that move / accelerate lose form because as things move the energy holding them together has to be used for movement / acceleration. At low velocities this phenomena is not readily seen. Energy in the form of a clump can be a particle / object or a living entity. Energy can form a frame in which all kinds of interesting things happen. Your and my body can be considered to be a frame in which interesting stuff goes on including thinking. Space, time and gravity are examples of frames as processes. Energy in the form of a string is a charge. Electrical energy or voltage is really a series of stacked strings in a frame which we call a battery. Energy in the form of a clump appears to us as a mass from a distance but as a charge if we could see it in a quantum vacuum. Space, Time, Gravity, are essentially frames that anchor energy as a string. These strings have the ability to clump into particles which we see as quantum particles / planets etc.. These clumps wink in and out of existence at different speeds depending on whether they represent a quantum particle / planet / universe or even you and I. String clumps on a massive scale create gravity when they cause the strings anchored to a frame to flex / oscillate. String clumps on a minute scale create charge when they cause the strings anchored to a frame to flex / oscillate such as in an electrical field or as a quantum vacuum phenomena. Since both processes are essentially equivalent in principle, the mathematics for the phenomena are essentially the same. It also doesn’t particularly matter whether you call it charge / mass / gravity as the principle is the same even though the outcome is different. Space is a series of strings in a frame causing a particle to travel along a string. On a gross scale we see these strings as orbits for planets. On a minute scale, we see these movements as Brownian as the particles on the strings bounce around. On a quantum scale we see the strings as trails as the particles traveling along the string at or near the speed of light can’t be seen. Time is a series of strings anchored in a frame and when these strings clump as particles they give the illusion of something happening at different speeds within the time frame. Inertia in space, gravitational mass, oscillation, time differences caused by particles is all essentially the same depending on the function at the time. Same principle, different name!!!!

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Male Rationalizing

It's funny, as in odd, how past ghosts seem to be all good in our minds, when in reality they weren't. I often dream of thus and so, and what it would have been like if God's dice had rolled differently. Mostly after dreaming and rationalizing, male style, I realize that there would just have been different problems in different directions.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

The Ultimate Joke

The universe cycles through order, chaos and restoration. After thinking about it for awhile it suddenly occurred to me, that the universe is a Bell Curve. The middle 2/3rds where you and I spend most of our time to a greater or lesser degree is Chaos, and the outer 1/3rd’s is 1/6th Order on one side and 1/6th Restoration on the other side for a grand total of 1/3rd. For instance murder and various forms of mayhem occupy our communications systems such as newspapers, e-mails, text messaging, round table discussions in the form of problem solving / gossip etc.. Business is a competitive game in which someone is always trying to get the advantage over someone else. Don’t even mention relationships!!!! Thousands of books, philosophies, religions including the Bible tell us how to extract ourselves from Chaos. Nothing in our chaotic 2/3rds is 100%. We try to develop rules / procedures / philosophies etc. to solve the problems but nothing is guaranteed to work all the time / every time . Most of us believe in God / some omnipotent being that has enough interest in us to get us out of our current pot of water. Most of us believe in life after death / spirituality etc. because it would be awfully galling to think we’re putting out all this effort and there aren’t any prospects, as they used to say in genteel society. Let’s face it, none of us entered this world bringing material goods and we aren’t going to take any out. Yet we rush around trying to accumulate stuff like mad and generally trying to stick it to our compatriots. Perhaps that is the ultimate joke!!!!!

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Karma Jazz

There are 3 types of Karma. The first type of Karma is positive. Think positive thoughts, do positive stuff. Send it out in all directions. Positive thoughts / deeds creates positive Karma. Negative Karma is second. Negative Karma is the pits. Bad Karma. Bad Jazz. Hole Karma is the third type. No positive or negative charges. You’re just chilling out with thoughts in neutral. Something happens and you’re in a gigantic, random hole. You’ve just been slugged by a bit of randomness..

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Relatively Simple

It occurred to me the other day that God, in her wisdom, constructed this universe based on the number 3 to keep things relatively simple. There are lots of examples from simple lists to the more complicated stuff. Take creation for instance. It is generally thought that creation started with a big bang. So to keep it simple, we start with a super dense point / ball / particle. Perhaps it was a spinning point / ball / particle and one day for reasons best known to God, it simply peeled out in strips like an onion in various directions / dimensions creating space, time and gravity. So up to now we have a spinning point / ball / particle that transforms into a strip or a string and the spinning part becomes a vibration because it is a string / wave. The different vibrating waves with the residual point / ball / particle on either end creates stuff including us, living entities and things in general. This stuff which includes everything can be thought of a Frame. So once again we have 3 things, particles, waves, and frames. We have developed language / concepts to call particles, waves and frames different things so we don’t get all confused. Your and my vibrations are called charisma. Living entities such as animals etc. have characteristics which at its’ simplest are vibrations. Inanimate objects have properties which are simply vibrations. Time, Space, and Gravity are simply vast vibrating waves that give them their characteristics. You and I are surrounded by particles and vibrating waves and in order to be successful in life we must learn to influence / control these particles / people / living entities / events etc. by thinking positive thoughts. So life, my friends, at a quantum level, is relatively simple.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

In A 100 Years????

Our universe naturally cycles through order, chaos and restoration. Our task, as occupants of the universe, is to keep everything in order including ourselves. To do it, we must manipulate the surrounding energy fields by thinking positive at all times as well as doing positive things. Positive thinking means that we must have positive thoughts. No can’t’s, do doubts, no regrets, no what if’s, could have’s, should have’s. Positive things means forgiving everyone in sight. Just believe that everyone is trying to do the best they can as they stumble around driving your crazy. Remember everyone isn’t as bright as you and everyone doesn’t have a grasp of the problem. Just be forgiving. I always ask myself " Does it really matter in 100 years?????" You will soon find that very few things fulfill that criteria.

Monday, March 19, 2007

25 Reasons Why True Love Is What It Is

True Love is never having to say you’re sorry.

True Love is never having to remember anything including birthdays.

True Love is never having to massage egos.

True Love is neglect.

True Love is ignoring one another.

True Love is full of faults.

True Love is I Am.

True Love is You Are.

True Love is Just Is.

True Love is Timeless

True Love is Forever

True Love is "1"

True Love is Separation From Oneself.

True Love is Desertion From Oneself.

True Love is Never Having To F**k With The Relationship.

True Love Never Lets Anyone Else F**k With The Relationship.

True Love lets you get emotional about everyone else.

True Love is unconditional.

True Love is selfless

True Love is organized, directed and run by God.

True Love lets you be yourself.

True Love has no boundaries

True Love is letting you miss someone else.

True Love is letting you be stupid.

True Love encourages dumb lists like this one.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Smile Prescription

Take two smiles and call me in the morning because:

1 The world generally smiles with you.

2 Everyone thinks that you see something on them that isn’t right.

3 If you smile in business meetings, everyone thinks you haven’t got a proper understanding of the problem.

4 Smile at your enemies because it drives them nuts.

5 Smile when being presented with a problem, because the presenter will think you’re hopelessly stupid and will leave you alone.

6 Smile when someone explains something to you, because they will start to think that it is a simple problem to understand and they should go work it out for themselves before they end up embarrassing themselves.

7 Smile and energy / spirits / God smile on / with you.

8 Smile and everyone thinks you’re up to something fun and slightly devious.

9 Smile and give some of your facial muscles a well deserved rest.

10 Smile and everyone thinks you can handle problems.

11 Smile and everyone leaves you alone because they think you’re nuts.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Relationships

Some people satisfy your physical and / or psychological needs. The physical is obvious like in nice Abs. The psychological is harder, because most of us don't know ourselves. That is why it's difficult to describe why you love someone, except in physical terms and motherhood statements.

Sunday, March 04, 2007

And It Came To Pass

In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, with green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream andMagnums..

And Satan said "You want hot fudge with that? and Man said"Yes!"

And Woman said "I'll have one too with chocolate chips".

And lo they gained 10 pounds.

And God created the healthy yogurt that woman might keep the figure that man found so fair.

And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat and sugar from the cane and combined them.

And Woman went from size 12 to size 14.

So God said "Try my fresh green salad".

And Satan presented Blue Cheese, dressing and garlic croutons on the side.

And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

God then said "I have sent you healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them".

And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut king prawns, butter-dipped lobster chunks and chicken fried steak, so big it needed its own platter, and Man's cholesterol went through the roof.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with potassium and good nutrition.

Then Satan peeled off the healthy skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep fried them in animal fats adding copious quantities of salt.

And Man put on more pounds.

God then brought forth running shoes so that his Children might lose those extra pounds.

And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels.

And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering light and started wearing stretch jogging suits.

Then God gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite.

And Satan created McDonalds and the $1.35 double cheeseburger.

Then Satan said "You want fries with that?" and Man replied "Yes, And supersize 'em".

And Satan said "It is good." And Man and Woman went into cardiac arrest.

God sighed ......... and created quadruple by-pass surgery.

And then ............ Satan chuckled and created HMO’s / health rules /regulations / do nothing legislation and under funded health care.

THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION

After an exhaustive statistical analysis based on the following research:

Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks.

Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks.

Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks.

Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks.

Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks.

The French bathe in wine and suffer fewer heart attacks.


speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Karma

Karma is similar to a trampoline that holds a blanket of energy, either light or dark. The energy, forming layers of attitude, within the trampoline frame can flex and by flexing bounces everyone else’s energy field. Your friends perceive your attitude in terms of energy patterns and make a decision to either help you or move away from you. God has designed us so that we detect energy patterns. If your energy pattern is normal, I see you as a friend / acquaintance / lover. Your intense / likable / feel good patterns tell me it is safe to be near you today. Our detection of energy patterns operates on the principle of Management By Exception. If your energy patterns don’t fit a normal pattern, I’m called upon to either accept them or move away from them. Energy patterns are the consequence of Thought. It’s the old thingy Mind creates Thought. Thought creates Illusion. Illusion creates Reality again. Mind is God within us. Thought, Illusion, Reality is the result of our taking God’s mind within us and trying to adapt it to our three dimensional world.

Monday, February 19, 2007

Life - Version 2

No matter how you slice / dice / express life it all comes down to these simply truths. God, not wanting to do any more work than you and I, has set up this universe so it is essentially self sustaining. God is available for questions, will be your friend and will mentor you providing you’re willing to do your part. It all involves energy and your ability to control it. Energy is the prime building material in this universe and if you know how to use it, physically speaking, you will be generally OK if we exclude random events. Energy comes in three forms. They are positive energy, negative energy and holes. Holes are no energy at all. We all know what it’s like when we get into a gigantic hole and need help getting ourselves out. Sometimes we think our way into a hole which doesn’t exist, except in our Mind. Mind likes fun. Mind creates thought, Thought creates illusion. Illusion creates reality. If you neglect Mind or allow your mind to diddle over the really unimportant stuff you’ve got a huge problem on your hands. We’ve all been there, done that at one time or another. Negative energy is the next big bugaboo. We all know about it. Frequently it starts out in various forms of "Woe is me." and if we really get good at "Woe is me" we can really, really, generate a lot of problems and if we’re particularly good at it, get all our friends involved and exhaust them toooooo!!!! So the only thing left is positive energy. Think positively. Thinking positively is tougher than you think. For instance, if you blame yourself, this is negative energy big time. Never, never, blame yourself. Don’t blame others either or circumstances because that just generates a lot of nasty negative energy. The solution I’ve found is to go to God and say:

"This is another fine mess you’ve got me in."

She and I have a good laugh and then I get back to my shovel and see if I can dig my way out of it. If I run into problems I say to God " Got any hints??????" Sometimes, she just lets me work my own way out of it in the hopes I permanently learn something for a change!!!!

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Energy

Energy is the prime building material in this universe. It’s massless when still. When it moves it has kinetic energy or force. Energy, as a force, can roll itself into a clump and become a particle / object. You and I are essentially a clump of energy. If a clump of energy starts to move then part of the energy comes out of the clump and is used to move the clump around. If a clump of energy remains stationary, over time, that clump of energy will change because energy naturally flows out of the clump. If the energy flows out of the clump because the clump is deteriorating or if it is moving then this flowing out of energy forms a wave surrounding the clump of energy. Energy, in this form, resembles a series of parallel strings. The faster that a clump of energy travels the more it converts to a wave until at the speed of light it is a complete wave. That is why we say a clump of energy or anything in general cannot go faster than the speed of light because at the speed of light any clump of energy is completely converted into a wave. Therefore we can say that energy exists as a clump / charge up to the speed of light, and at the speed of light the former energy clump exists as a wave. That is why light, which is essentially a wave, always travels at the speed of l86,000 miles / hr. but has characteristics of both a particle and a wave. Over the speed of light energy converts completely into frames which have the characteristics of gravity, space and time. Gravity, space and time exist as frames below 186,000 miles / hr. because if they didn’t there would be no anything including you and I. Any energy in the form of a force or a clump tends to drag or distort gravity, space and time whether it spins or moves in a relatively straight line. If gravity, space or time didn’t distort then you and I couldn’t exist / move.

In summary, energy exists in three states:

Clump
Wave
Frame