Who Made It So????

It occurred to me that past is memory. We can’t change what has past. Some Wit said "Past is prologue" but my Financial Adviser ( bless her ) tells me that past performance doesn’t predict future performance. My investments have a handle on that concept but it continues to elude me. I tend to go with her statement because anyone that has been married long enough for ennui to set in can readily grasp that insight at least where sex is concerned. On the other hand, ennui doesn’t apply to house cleaning. Go figure!!! The present is Slices Of Now. If you have ever had the misfortune to study Calculus you will readily see it’s chock full of slices which you are either slicing again or reassembling to figure out whether things are coming together of not ( think sets / love / romance / all that icky stuff ). Same principle as life!!! Future is statistical. You obviously have lots of choice when you think of the future as in the universal marriage question "How have you planned your day????" Think "work" here!!! Statistics takes a small sample ( history / old news / world shenanigans etc.) and applies it to a large population ( the old future ). Statistics even throws in math to give you that warm fuzzy feeling that you are actually doing something organized / meaningful / intelligent and not that dreaded guessing!!! Sometimes, of course, something completely wonderful / unexpected happens and that future perfect which you didn’t think was going to ever happen becomes Present Perfect in all its’ glory!!! Just don’t mess up the surrounding energy fields with a lot of stray thought or worst of all annoy God who " Made it so".

Life By Exception

Learning is complicated. Let’s take the study of Statistics for example. If you know nothing about statistics, you first have to learn the words and their meaning. Usually, the book is filled with diagrams because some people learn visually. The book’s words are important because some people learn aurally. Statistic books are loaded with examples to give you an idea about how the diagrams / words are used to solve problems. There are also illustrations of exceptions to the statistical patterns. After thinking about it for awhile it suddenly occurred to me that everything around us is based on patterns. While you can argue that the essence of life can be many things, it seems to me patterns should be on that list. Patterns aren’t static. They evolve over time. God / whatever designed this universe on basic patterns that have the capacity to evolve over time. She did it that way, because our brains only have the capacity to notice exceptions. You can argue that people are creative, but they are only creative in simplistic ways. They are not creative in complex ways. For instance the development of the atomic bomb during WW11 took many creative people working in teams along with support staff solving relatively minute parts of the puzzle. Pattern evolution applies to everything. Language evolved. For instance the word "gay" is a word that has an entirely different meaning to what it meant 40 - 60 years ago. You and I evolve in many ways. For instance all of us age, which is essentially an evolution of a pattern commonly known as appearance. If you go down the street, thinking of nothing / looking at nothing in particular, you will only notice something if the pattern is different / broken. You and I try to stand out in our work. That is breaking a pattern. If you decorate your home, you try for something unique which is breaking a pattern. Therefore my readers, life is patterns and our management of our lives is noticing exceptions or in essence Life By Exception!!!

Patterns

Excluding time, we all live in three dimensional space and everything in our three dimensional space involves three primary things like our 3 dimensions length , width and height. Particles, strings and frames are the basic names for everything that exists in our universe. Particles are us. Strings are energy. Frames are our patterns. Patterns can be our personality / behavior. Imagine writing a report for work. You start out with a blank page / frame to fill with particles ( letters / numbers ) to make sentences ( strings of energy conveying ideas (force)) within a frame ( pattern - introduction, middle, end ). In life everything cycles through order, chaos, restoration / resurrection. You start with a first draft. Order begins in your mind and you start to type. The more you type chaos rears its’ ugly head. First it is limited because you start with typos. Next your facile ideas start to disintegrate because you suddenly think of this or that exception. Resurrection / restoration has begun. Finally order is successfully restored when particles / strings / frames all come together in the ultimate pattern!!!! That, my friends / readers is the essence of life!!!!

Organized Fumbling

God ain’t interested in doing a lot of unnecessary / repetitive work so here is one of her designs so you and I can fumble our way through life without bothering her!!! All living things have a Soul. All inanimate things have a Spirit. Life is built on patterns. We mange our lives by looking for exceptions to the patterns. If you don’t believe me try writing down / keeping a mental note of why you notice something. Many years ago there used to be a management philosophy called Management By Exception. Little did the proponents realize they were talking about one of the fundamentals of life.

Wrong Headed

There is something wrong headed about life!!! You’re born young, forced to work like crazy to accumulate, then spend like crazy, worry that you’re going to outlive your money, deteriorate over time, get old, stupider than usual and then finally die. All very depressing.!!! It seems to me, after careful and thoughtful consideration, that whomever or whatever runs this universe got her / its’ directions confused!! Now it would seem to me, as an unsophisticated struggler in this life that things would be better going in reverse.

Let’s see:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

You wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

You start work, you get a gold watch on your first day as a kind of incentive to do well and be successful.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You go to High School, drink alcohol, party, study sex in class disguised as "health education" and chase girls.

You graduate into primary school, forget about sex, girls, become a kid, play and have no responsibilities.

Graduate primary school as a baby educated and prepared for a life of pooping with no further education or education expense required. Also servants readily available and price - less at your beck and call.

Your last 9 months are spent floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions, with central heating, room service, no worries and no bills!!

You finish off as a highly pleasant orgasm.

Statistics and Horoscopes

Statistics and horoscopes are the same kettle of fish. Both disciplines are an attempt to explain what is most likely to happen. We cannot read each other's mind so the next best thing is organizing our life experiences statistically or horoscopically so we have a reasonable chance of personal survival / understanding on a most likely to happen basis. Statistics and horoscopes are just a fancy way of putting observations / experience down on paper and trying to come to a conclusion. Horoscopes and statistics are just a method of relating our existence to our surroundings. Everything in life, in the pure sense, is statistically or horoscopically based because we don't have all the facts / can’t ever accumulate all the facts, and can't weigh our facts with any precision because none of us can accurately foresee the future on a minute by minute basis. As an example, at night, one half of the world is hanging upside down by their feet but intuitively we are all statistically and horoscopically confident that we know which way is up.

Huh Factor

I sense that everything on this earth has a soul / spirit simply based on the premise that something is going on but heaven knows what. I know it sounds crazy, but hear me out. It all comes down to the simple fact that we don't have the ability (yet) to communicate with their physical form. To keep the concept simple, we can’t communicate with whales / porpoises, dolphins etc.. We definitely can’t communicate with rocks and trees!! I sense that God, in her wisdom, organized everything using a self perpetuating template which was allowed to mutate and be physically changed by humanity / natural forces etc. It occurred to me one day that God, in her wisdom, isn’t interested in doing a lot of unnecessary / repetitive work. Now before you blow me off, just think about this. Most people end up having relationships in one form or another. Sometimes we get cheesed and call the whole thing off. This is usually called irreconcilable differences in our polite, inoffensive world. Basically, it all comes down to a lack of communication or the inability to communicate effectively let alone concisely!! The best example is being married. How many men / women can communicate (intelligently) with their official significant other???? Huh factor????

Duck Theory

We all live in Slices Of Now. Past is memory, which cannot be changed so pan out the good like gold and forget the grit which will only rub you the wrong way!!! Future is random, and will do what it will do, so chill. Just don’t forget that ½ the stuff you worry about ain’t going to happen and the other ½ which is coming anyway is seldom foreseen!!! Just don’t forget the Duck Theory of Life. Calm on surface, paddle like hell underneath. If you require the equivalent of bicycle training wheels, a paddle may be handy!!!

Insidious Love

Love is definitely insidious!!! It takes a calm, with it, sensible, totally focused, God fearing man or woman who knows which way is up and quite without a bye your leave has you doing stuff that isn't you!!! Then what makes it worse, along comes your heart putting in its’ 2 cents worth and says you aren't to care. Worst of all whatever love is, it makes itself completely enjoyable and fun which is the deadliest condition of all!!!

Well Jar My Preserves!!!

The Count was right in Sesame Street when he said " This Universe is being brought to you by the number 3!!!". Here are 3 things that are all you need to know about numbers including Primes. For you excitable types, that have been driven dippy about Primes read 2 first!!!

1. Numbers ending in 2, 4, 6, 8 in the far right column ( 22, 34, 56, 48, etc. ) are all divisible by 2.

2. Numbers ending in 1, 3, 7, 9 in the far right column ( 11, 21,13, 33, 17, 27, 19, 49 ) may or may not be divisible by numbers ending in 1, 3, 7, 9. If they are not divisible by numbers ending in 1, 3, 7, 9 in the far right column they are Prime Numbers, which are only divisible by themselves and 1.

3. Numbers ending in 0 and 5 in the far right column ( 30, 40, 35, 45, etc. ) are always divisible by 5.

Hey, Don’t Forget!!!

Be happy, God never said it was a sin!!!

Don’t judge. You don’t know everything about the other person’s life.

Accept everyone. Everyone just wants to be liked, Sometimes they don’t know how. They have to start somewhere and the fickle finger of fate just handed you the can!!

Have fun. Really now, can you honestly take your / this life seriously????

Be nice. In case you don’t know, someone out there thinks you’re nice / loves you even though you’re completely weird!!! There’s no accounting for taste, fortunately!!!

Don’t get mad. You are slightly mad now so why make things worse???

Remember that people aren’t logical. How may stupid things have you done today that you’re embarrassed to explain to anyone????

Don’t forget life is a mystery. Well, you have to spend your time doing / figuring out something. Fun can get booooring tooooo!!!

Don’t forget yesterday is memory so only remember the good parts. Someone tried very hard to do their very best, but still screwed up!!! You may have picked up their torch to hand to someone else!!!

Don’t forget today is Slices Of Now. You can do something nice / worthwhile if you hurry!!!

Don’t forget tomorrow is a mystery. It’s all statistical. Go look up some statistical jokes and you’ll get the picture!!!

Energy

Everything in this universe is essentially a particle, string or a frame. They may be called different things depending what you are talking about at the time but it all boils down to these three things. Every particle has a string associated with it which in some instances is called a wave. Even mathematical numbers are built on the same principle. Take any number which represents a particle and add its’ digits. For instance 23 (particle) has the digits 2 and 3. Add (2 + 3 ) and it equals 5 (string). Number 5 is the string for 23. If we subtract the string (5) from the particle (23) we get 18 ( 23 - 5 = 18 ) which is the value of the frame. Since the frame is physical in nature with sides (3 X 3= 9) divide 18 by 9 and you get 2. 2 is the number of strings of value 9 in the frame. Therefore each dormant non - moving particle has a string or wave associated with it. This string or wave is its’ energy which you and I can’t see or feel until it’s moving. As the particle starts to move its’ weight or mass is converted into energy for its’ string until the particle completely disappears into its’ string at the speed of light. Above the speed of light the string becomes a time frame. Below the speed of light the frame is a space frame.

Another Question

If a lady drives a "pick-up" truck is she trolling????

The Question

Got thinking about medicine the other day. If you have Kleptomania can you take something for it??????

Weird Numbers

The world is full of weird things like numbers. A prime number is any number that can only be divided by itself and 1. The single digit prime numbers are 1, 2, 3, 5, 7 as they can only be divided by themselves and 1. 1 will divide evenly into any number odd or even. 2 will only divide into even numbers such as 0, 2, 4, 6, 8 in the first column (10, 12, 14, 16, 18). 5 will divide evenly into any number ending in 0 or 5 in the first column like 40 or 25. 3 will not always divide evenly into any number from 1 to 9 in the first column.. For instance 3 will divide evenly into 33 but not 43. 7 will not always divide evenly into any number that has numbers from 1 to 9 in the first column. 7 will divide evenly into 7 but not 47. There are 5 one column prime numbers. ( 1, 2, 3, 5, 7 ). If you go to two column prime numbers ( 11, 13, 17, 19 ) you will see that 1, 3, and 7 are all prime numbers in the first column but 9 ( 3 X 3 ) isn’t a prime number. You will soon discover that this pattern follows in the first column for all prime numbers. In other words if a number is a prime it will end in 1, 3, 7 or 9 in the first column. The rub, of course, is not all numbers ending in 1, 3, 7 or 9 are prime numbers. 21, 33, 27, 39 aren’t prime numbers.

God, Heaven And All That Jazz

Many years ago it suddenly occurred to me that I just couldn’t cope with fearing God any longer in terms of religious practices. It got sooooo bad that I decided to put my Soul on the line. I just naturally like people and it seemed to me that God maybe just wanted to be liked too without all the fou fou. One day I got up out of bed and started to talk to God. That day went without any lightening bolts or other assorted phenomena from which a reasonably compose mentus person would conclude that he / she ought not to be doing that. I talk to God as a friend, in the sense that I treat her like I'd treat anyone I meet on the street. So far its' worked for me. So what can I tell you now???? God and I are like two peas in a pod. She sometimes does things for me and I do things down here for her. Sort of like an on earth angel. She started me off with small assignments and as I got onto the swing of things she gave me harder / more complicated problems / people with which to deal. In my dreams, I now seem to be looking out at people / things and get a sensation of doing things without seeing my hands or legs ( yeah, I know it sounds silly ). Also it seems to me, that if God / angels have to cross over into our dimension for various reasons to see us etc. it seems to me they would be in forms that our 3 dimensional experience would recognize. As far as what heaven is like, I suspect in heaven, that as we are in spirit form, that we can travel from here to there instantaneously without having to travel through space / time as we know it. We would have the ability to go back and forth in artificial time and see / feel people that we’ve loved / missed etc.. Oh, by the way, look out for some of God’s on earth angels!!! Sometimes they are only there to tell you something as God’s messenger and other times to have a full blown relationship with you!!!

The Count Was Correct

The Past is based on the number 3. The strongest form of construction is based on anything using triangles which are 3 sided figures. Pyramids are an example of a 4 sided figure, based on one gigantic triangle per side. Safety is based on the number 3. In a bygone era, all young ladies of breeding were accompanied on a date by a chaperone. You therefore, had the young lady of virtue, her suitor / date of unknown proclivities and the chaperone providing safety, totaling 3 people in the little group. If you are designing a system, you have to have 3 systems, the main operating system and 2 separate backup systems for the main system totaling 3 separate systems in all for maximum efficient safety. Well known people, seem to die in 3’s over a relatively short period of time. If you start to have bad luck / things go wrong, bad luck / things going wrong will total 3 things / incidences. Any problem to be solved has 3 critical factors which you can discover if you can define the problem accurately through a specific question. This universe is divided into past, present, and future which totals 3. If you buy an electrical device that uses batteries, buy one running on 3 volts ( 2 - 1.5 volt batteries) as a 3 volt system will last longer when compared to other voltages. This phenomena happens because the universe tends to stabilize around the number 3. It appears the Count in Sesame Street was right when he said " This Universe Is Brought To You By The Number 3".

Past, Present, Future

Everything in this universe is divided into 3’s and past, present, and future is no exception. The past, from a mathematical perspective, is based on the number 3 and geometrically speaking on the 3 sided triangle. The present is based on the number "1" or what exists at this instance. The present from a philosophical viewpoint can be considered as being in Slices Of Now or a series of "1’s" (ones) of various duration. Each of us in the present live in frames which have an area of 9 square units or 2 sides of a length of 3. For the philosophical inclined these 9 square units are our Substance Of Being. The future is probably the most fascinating concept of all. None of us can see the future in terms of specifics. We can see the future in terms of generalities / goals / objectives / etc. which may or may not happen. Therefore the future is statistical in nature. The future can be controlled to a limited extent by influencing the energy fields around us. God, in her wisdom / purpose, has arranged for books /religious leaders / religions / philosophers / writers / thinkers etc.. over the millennia to come and teach us how to control those energy fields. It basically all boils down to do onto others as you would have them do onto you or as I like to think of it "Do onto others before they do you" (just kidding)!!!

Seriously Stupid

I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m seriously stupid. I can’t seriously grasp that our function is to accumulate like mad between birth and death. I mean, my friends, if we’re born with nothing and can’t take anything with us then why are we wasting time / energy / resources accumulating "stuff" in between. Do you think God is trying to tell us something and nobody is listening??????

Death, God, Religion

It suddenly crossed my mind that death, God and religion are all linked. My observation of God, is that she doesn't think like you and I and furthermore, she does things that would make your hair curl. It's like being in love with someone and suddenly discovering she is quite capable of and does things that you would never dream in a million years that she would do!!! Therefore I’d be extremely careful what I wish for like death or believing wholeheartedly in religion, because its’ been my experience that most of us can’t see the future and often anticipate a lot of realities that prove to be non - existent and at best illusionary if not utterly wispy!!!!