Prime Number Pattern

A Prime Number is a number that is defined as only being divisible by itself and 1. On the surface it would seem that this simple definition should produce a simple, predictable pattern for Prime Numbers but it doesn’t happen. It doesn’t happen because this simple definition is subject to about 4 rules that complicate the location of a Prime Number.

Here are the rules:

1. Numbers that are evenly divisible by 2 aren’t Prime Numbers. These numbers end in 0, 2, 4, 6, 8 in the far right column.

2. Numbers that are evenly divisible by 5 aren’t Prime Numbers. These numbers end in 5 and 0 in the far right column. (25, 40)

3. Numbers ending in 1, 3, 7, 9 may or may not be Prime Numbers. (11, 13, 17, 19) are Prime Numbers since they are only divisible by themselves and 1. (21, 33, 27, 99) are not Prime Numbers because they are divisible by some number having 1, 3, 7, 9 in the far right column

4. Except for the single digit Prime Number 3, any number whose digits total 3 or a multiple of 3 and has 1, 3, 7, 9 in the far right column isn’t a Prime Number ( 69, 6 + 9 = 15, 15 / 3 = 5 ) isn’t a Prime Number

If only the first two rules existed then Prime Numbers always ending in 1, 3, 7, 9 would be evenly distributed. Unfortunately, some numbers ending in 1, 3, 7, 9, in the far right column can be evenly divisible by some other numbers ending in 1, 3, 7, 9. In addition, except for the single digit Prime Number 3, any number having 1, 3, 7, 9 in the far right column and whose digits total 3 or a multiple of 3 isn’t a Prime Number. The 3rd rule is bad enough but the 4th rule really scrambles the Prime Number Pattern.

How Many Primes Precede------???

One of the things that drive mathematicians crazy is trying to figure out how many prime numbers precede a number. For example if you look up a table of Prime Numbers you will find Prime Number 7919 is the 1000th Prime Number. A prime number is defined as any number that can only be divided evenly by itself and 1. This means that if you suspect a number is a prime then you have to divide it by all the numbers that precede it to see if any number divides into it evenly. The current way of finding the number of Primes preceding any number is by taking the number (7919 for instance) and dividing it by its’ LN or the Log of the Natural Number. The LN or Log of the Natural Number (7919) is (8.977020214). For those of you that don’t have a clue what I’m talking about LN or the Log of the Natural Number (2.718281828) is the number of times that the Natural Number (2.718281828) has to be multiplied by itself to create (7919) which is our present example. Naturally, (2.718281828), doesn’t always multiply by itself evenly to create the number which you want so hence the fraction ( 977020214). I have discovered another way which appears to be consistently closer to the number of primes up to any chosen random number. If you take a look at a list of prime numbers you will discover that, excluding the single digit primes, 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, the far right column of primes end in 1, 3, 7 or 9 once you get to primes of more than one digit. As an example, the following two digit numbers (11, 13, 17, 19) are all primes. Unfortunately, you will soon realize that all numbers ending in 1, 3, 7, 9 aren’t prime numbers. For instance, 21, 33, 27, 39 aren’t prime numbers because each one is divisible evenly by 3. Crazy as it may seem, there is a neat way to get it almost right. I don’t know why it works this way but it seems to be related to chance. You know if you flip a coin it will come up on average over time and many flips as 50% heads or 50% tails. The same principle seems to apply to prime numbers on average. For instance 7919 has 4 digits ( 7, 9, 1, 9 ). Therefore you multiply 7919 by ½ or .5, 3 X. ( 7919 X .5 = 3959.5, 3959.5 X .5 =1979.75, 1979.75 X .5 = 989.875 ) is almost 990 or 10 short of 1000. The secret of how many times to multiply by ½ or .5 is to count the number of digits ( 4 are in 7919 (7, 9, 1, 9 ) and subtract 1 from the total ( 4 - 1 = 3 ). To add to the fun, prime numbers aren’t evenly spaced so for more accuracy choose any arbitrary number ending in 1, 3, 7, 9 in the end column as that arbitrary number may itself be a prime number!!!

If you want to be even more accurate follow these rules for choosing the original number ( 7919 for example )

Prime Numbers have the numerals 1, 3, 7, 9 in their farthest right column which eliminates a lot of numbers that you might think are primes. So choose a number ending in 1, 3, 7, 9.

Not all numbers having 1, 3, 7, 9 in their farthest right column are Prime Numbers, but these numbers can be divided evenly by numbers ending in 1, 3, 7, 9 in the far right column ( 21, 33, 27, 39 ). Try dividing your number by numbers ending in 1, 3, 7, 9 to see if your number is a Prime.

Except for Prime Number 3, the sum of the digits of Prime Numbers never total 3 or multiples of 3. ( 21, 33, 27, 39 ). Add the digits in your chosen number to see of those numbers are divisible by 3. For instance the digits of 69 ( 6 + 9 = 15 ) are divisible evenly by 3 ( 15 / 3 = 5 ). Therefore you know it isn’t a Prime Number.

If you are still curious 7919 / LN (7919) or 7919 / 8.977020214 comes to 882.1412686 or 882 in round figures. 882 is 118 primes short of 1000 which is the number of primes before and including 7919 which is also a prime. My method 7919 X .5 X .5 X.5 = 989.875 or in round figures 990 which is 10 short of the true number of 1,000 or 9 short if you want to think of 999 primes before 7919 which is also a Prime.

Weird Spread

One of the things that drive people nuts that enjoy puzzles are Primes. Primes are any number that can be divided evenly by only itself and 1. If you ever look at a Table Of Primes, you will see they seem to have a pattern but there isn’t any readily recognizable rhyme or reason to it. Logically, you would think that the spaces that would separate Primes would be even or at the most not far off even. Here’s what I mean. The simplest Primes are the single digits 1, 2, 3, 5, 7. Looks relatively simple to me, but the larger the numbers, the more the Primes’ locations seem to be completely disorganized. Since Primes are defined as numbers divisible by themselves and 1 you can eliminate some numbers immediately. Two (2) divides evenly into any number that has 0, 2, 4, 6, 8 in the far right column ( 10, 12, 24, 36, 48, for example ). Five (5) is the only other number that divides evenly into any number that has 5 or 0 in the far right column (125, 155, 175 ), ( 120, 150, 180). The remaining prime numbers are 1, 3, 7. They may or may not divide evenly into any number that has a 1, 3, 7 in the far right column. The only other number not discussed is 9 which isn’t a prime number because it’s divisible by 3 ( 9 / 3 = 3 ) Weird as it is, you will find that the numbers 1, 3, 7, and 9 are in the farthest right column of Prime Numbers. For example, ( 11, 13, 17, 19 ) are all Prime Numbers. If you divide any number ending in 1, 3, 7, 9 in the far right column into any number ending in ( 1, 3, 7, 9 ) in the far right column sometimes it divides evenly which means that particular number that ends in ( 1, 3, 7, 9 ) isn’t a Prime Number, For example, ( 21, 33, 27, 39 ) are all divisible by 3. You will see that the Prime Number locations would now start to spread out because not all numbers ending in ( 1, 3, 7, 9 ) in the far right column are only divisible by themselves and 1. The final randomizer is due to the fact that, except for single digit prime number 3, the total of the digits forming a Prime number ending in 1, 3, 7, 9, will never total 3 or a multiple of 3. For instance 69 is not a Prime because its’ digits 6 and 9 total 15 which is divisible evenly by 3. ( 69, 6 + 9 = 15, 15 / 3 = 5 ).

So, in summary, randomizing occurs because:

Prime Numbers have 1, 3, 7, 9 in their farthest right column leaving spaces of 1, 2, multiples of 2 or even odd or even powers of 2 between Prime Numbers.

Not all numbers having 1, 3, 7, 9 in their farthest right column are Prime Numbers ( 21, 33, 27, 39 ).

Except for Prime Number 3, the sum of the digits of Prime Numbers never total 3 or multiples of 3. ( 21, 33, 27, 39 )

Just A Thought

Most people only use Time as an event marker as in "Such and such happened here". Since Time only moves outward in only one direction, it seems to me that it only has one dimension. Physically, we all move outward. We can’t move backward in Time except through memory. Memory is very unique. If we were particularly close / in love with someone and he / she are now gone, our memory glamorizes his / her virtues and ignores / forgets the downsides / history of the relationship. Frequently, we go through a litany of would of’s, could of’s and should of’s. All completely normal. The downside of all this reverse emoting is that the grieving person is more interested in penance for some perceived indiscretion, stupidity on their part. Whether or not any indiscretion or stupidity on their part did in fact exist is a mute point. Perhaps the now gone person pulled the plug on the relationship through their own stupidity, but you and I inherit the guilt because God / Fickle Finger Of Fate moved that person permanently and physically away from our reach. Life is full of all kinds of choices and paths. Most of our choices and paths are accidental.. While we can make a conscious decision to go in one direction, there is no guarantee our choice is right in terms of benefits. Perhaps most of our life’s paths aren’t all that great because the universe cycles through order, chaos, resurrection / redemption. Sometimes God drafts us into something for her purpose and isn’t exactly thrilled when our choices cause her a gigantic headache. I sense that sometimes God gets so vexed at what we’ve done, that she removes the impediment so we can get on with the things God wants us to do during our life. Just a thought!!!.

We’ve Been Framed

You and I live in frames. The three types of frames in this universe are space, gravity and time. You and I, at our simplest, are essentially particles attached to strings which are really our personalities / charisma’s / life force which we generally drag / whip around to attract other particles / people / things. Our universe is based on the number 3, so we naturally live in a space frame of 3 units X 3 units and our personal space, which we all love to talk about, is 9 units. ( 3 X 3 = 9 ). The gravity frame measurements are slightly larger than 3 because gravity must hold us in place, but not be so strong that we can’t move around. The gravity frame’s measurements are slightly off / more than 3 or Pi X Pi ( 3.141592654 X 3.141592654 = 9.869604401 ). The strength of gravity tends to curve our personal space as well as our personality / charismatic string into a slight curve / depression. If we start to move we move in a curve / depression due to gravity, even though we may swear up down and across that we are moving in a straight line. The curve of the earth is a good example of this phenomena. We think we are straight up and down as we walk but eventually if we walk far enough we are upside down. Time, which can only move in one direction, is in the 4th dimension. The time frame’s measurements are ( 9 X 9 = 81 ). 81 is (3 X 3 X 3 X 3 = 81 or 4 - 3’s because everything in this universe is constructed on the number 3. The time frame’s primary function is to both move the particles and strings horizontally outward as a unit while expanding the universe outward at the same time. The time frame’s other function is to introduce an element of randomness which is caused when energy for expansion is taken from the particle and string as the time frame moves horizontally in a forward direction. That is why you and I age and everything, in general, falls apart or deteriorates over time. If velocity or acceleration occurs when we move around or ride in vehicles all the particles which are us / vehicles / etc. are converted into strings by the time the speed of light is reached. Over the speed of light the space and gravity frames are converted to time frames and the time frames only holds us / things as energy or spirits / souls if you want to look at it that way.

Oh, Incidentally, Primes In Patterns!!!

1. A Prime Number is defined as any number that can only be divided evenly by itself and 1. One digit Primes are 1, 2, 3, 5, 7 since they can only be divided evenly by 1 and themselves. .

2. A Prime Number, if it is a Prime Number, has 1, 3, 7, 9 in its’ far right column. (11, 13, 17, 19) are all Primes since they can only be divided by 1 and themselves..

3. Except for single digit prime number 3 ( see 1.), if you add the digits forming a prime number ending in 1, 3, 7, 9, a prime number’s digits will never total 3 or be a multiple of 3. For instance 69 is not a Prime because its’ digits 6 and 9 total 15 which is divisible evenly by 3. ( 69, 6 + 9 = 15, 15 / 3 = 5 ).

More Confusion:

1. Not all numbers having 1, 3, 7, 9 in their far right column are Prime Numbers. ( 21, 33, 27, 39 ) are all divisible by 3 (My lazy example). The rule is divisible by any old number except 1, since 1 never changes the number it’s dividing. The total of their digits ( 3, 6, 9 12 ) are all divisible by 3 ( see 3, last section ).

2.A number which ends in 1, 3, 7, 9 and isn’t a prime, is divisible by a number ending in 1, 3, 7, or 9 in its’ first column ( 469, 469 / 7 = 67, 7909, 7909 / 11 = 719 ).

Positive Thoughts, Frames, Triangles & Balance

We, and everything in this universe exists in a series of individual triangles whose sides are one side of a Time, Gravity or Space Frame. Our chief function, among other things, is to maintain a balance between all three frames. We do this juggling act by maintaining our life in balance. A space frame provides us with dimensions in which to exist. A gravity frame’s function is to hold us / things in place. A time frame’s function is to provide a future and room for us to grow. As time moves forward, stresses / distortions appear in the triangles in the form of changes such as aging, deterioration, randomness or chaos. This happens because energy is taken out of the time frame to expand the universe thereby providing us with a future. This removal of energy causes the time side of the triangle to distort which, in turn causes us and everything else to loose its’ balance / position in the center of the triangle. We must therefore readjust our position / balance within the triangle. Sometimes, we cause our own stresses by obsessing over some problem causing a greater distortion than usual. The key to balance in our personal triangle is to control the surrounding energy fields by thinking positive thoughts at every opportunity.

Who Made It So????

It occurred to me that past is memory. We can’t change what has past. Some Wit said "Past is prologue" but my Financial Adviser ( bless her ) tells me that past performance doesn’t predict future performance. My investments have a handle on that concept but it continues to elude me. I tend to go with her statement because anyone that has been married long enough for ennui to set in can readily grasp that insight at least where sex is concerned. On the other hand, ennui doesn’t apply to house cleaning. Go figure!!! The present is Slices Of Now. If you have ever had the misfortune to study Calculus you will readily see it’s chock full of slices which you are either slicing again or reassembling to figure out whether things are coming together of not ( think sets / love / romance / all that icky stuff ). Same principle as life!!! Future is statistical. You obviously have lots of choice when you think of the future as in the universal marriage question "How have you planned your day????" Think "work" here!!! Statistics takes a small sample ( history / old news / world shenanigans etc.) and applies it to a large population ( the old future ). Statistics even throws in math to give you that warm fuzzy feeling that you are actually doing something organized / meaningful / intelligent and not that dreaded guessing!!! Sometimes, of course, something completely wonderful / unexpected happens and that future perfect which you didn’t think was going to ever happen becomes Present Perfect in all its’ glory!!! Just don’t mess up the surrounding energy fields with a lot of stray thought or worst of all annoy God who " Made it so".

Life By Exception

Learning is complicated. Let’s take the study of Statistics for example. If you know nothing about statistics, you first have to learn the words and their meaning. Usually, the book is filled with diagrams because some people learn visually. The book’s words are important because some people learn aurally. Statistic books are loaded with examples to give you an idea about how the diagrams / words are used to solve problems. There are also illustrations of exceptions to the statistical patterns. After thinking about it for awhile it suddenly occurred to me that everything around us is based on patterns. While you can argue that the essence of life can be many things, it seems to me patterns should be on that list. Patterns aren’t static. They evolve over time. God / whatever designed this universe on basic patterns that have the capacity to evolve over time. She did it that way, because our brains only have the capacity to notice exceptions. You can argue that people are creative, but they are only creative in simplistic ways. They are not creative in complex ways. For instance the development of the atomic bomb during WW11 took many creative people working in teams along with support staff solving relatively minute parts of the puzzle. Pattern evolution applies to everything. Language evolved. For instance the word "gay" is a word that has an entirely different meaning to what it meant 40 - 60 years ago. You and I evolve in many ways. For instance all of us age, which is essentially an evolution of a pattern commonly known as appearance. If you go down the street, thinking of nothing / looking at nothing in particular, you will only notice something if the pattern is different / broken. You and I try to stand out in our work. That is breaking a pattern. If you decorate your home, you try for something unique which is breaking a pattern. Therefore my readers, life is patterns and our management of our lives is noticing exceptions or in essence Life By Exception!!!

Patterns

Excluding time, we all live in three dimensional space and everything in our three dimensional space involves three primary things like our 3 dimensions length , width and height. Particles, strings and frames are the basic names for everything that exists in our universe. Particles are us. Strings are energy. Frames are our patterns. Patterns can be our personality / behavior. Imagine writing a report for work. You start out with a blank page / frame to fill with particles ( letters / numbers ) to make sentences ( strings of energy conveying ideas (force)) within a frame ( pattern - introduction, middle, end ). In life everything cycles through order, chaos, restoration / resurrection. You start with a first draft. Order begins in your mind and you start to type. The more you type chaos rears its’ ugly head. First it is limited because you start with typos. Next your facile ideas start to disintegrate because you suddenly think of this or that exception. Resurrection / restoration has begun. Finally order is successfully restored when particles / strings / frames all come together in the ultimate pattern!!!! That, my friends / readers is the essence of life!!!!

Organized Fumbling

God ain’t interested in doing a lot of unnecessary / repetitive work so here is one of her designs so you and I can fumble our way through life without bothering her!!! All living things have a Soul. All inanimate things have a Spirit. Life is built on patterns. We mange our lives by looking for exceptions to the patterns. If you don’t believe me try writing down / keeping a mental note of why you notice something. Many years ago there used to be a management philosophy called Management By Exception. Little did the proponents realize they were talking about one of the fundamentals of life.

Wrong Headed

There is something wrong headed about life!!! You’re born young, forced to work like crazy to accumulate, then spend like crazy, worry that you’re going to outlive your money, deteriorate over time, get old, stupider than usual and then finally die. All very depressing.!!! It seems to me, after careful and thoughtful consideration, that whomever or whatever runs this universe got her / its’ directions confused!! Now it would seem to me, as an unsophisticated struggler in this life that things would be better going in reverse.

Let’s see:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

You wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

You start work, you get a gold watch on your first day as a kind of incentive to do well and be successful.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You go to High School, drink alcohol, party, study sex in class disguised as "health education" and chase girls.

You graduate into primary school, forget about sex, girls, become a kid, play and have no responsibilities.

Graduate primary school as a baby educated and prepared for a life of pooping with no further education or education expense required. Also servants readily available and price - less at your beck and call.

Your last 9 months are spent floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions, with central heating, room service, no worries and no bills!!

You finish off as a highly pleasant orgasm.

Statistics and Horoscopes

Statistics and horoscopes are the same kettle of fish. Both disciplines are an attempt to explain what is most likely to happen. We cannot read each other's mind so the next best thing is organizing our life experiences statistically or horoscopically so we have a reasonable chance of personal survival / understanding on a most likely to happen basis. Statistics and horoscopes are just a fancy way of putting observations / experience down on paper and trying to come to a conclusion. Horoscopes and statistics are just a method of relating our existence to our surroundings. Everything in life, in the pure sense, is statistically or horoscopically based because we don't have all the facts / can’t ever accumulate all the facts, and can't weigh our facts with any precision because none of us can accurately foresee the future on a minute by minute basis. As an example, at night, one half of the world is hanging upside down by their feet but intuitively we are all statistically and horoscopically confident that we know which way is up.

Huh Factor

I sense that everything on this earth has a soul / spirit simply based on the premise that something is going on but heaven knows what. I know it sounds crazy, but hear me out. It all comes down to the simple fact that we don't have the ability (yet) to communicate with their physical form. To keep the concept simple, we can’t communicate with whales / porpoises, dolphins etc.. We definitely can’t communicate with rocks and trees!! I sense that God, in her wisdom, organized everything using a self perpetuating template which was allowed to mutate and be physically changed by humanity / natural forces etc. It occurred to me one day that God, in her wisdom, isn’t interested in doing a lot of unnecessary / repetitive work. Now before you blow me off, just think about this. Most people end up having relationships in one form or another. Sometimes we get cheesed and call the whole thing off. This is usually called irreconcilable differences in our polite, inoffensive world. Basically, it all comes down to a lack of communication or the inability to communicate effectively let alone concisely!! The best example is being married. How many men / women can communicate (intelligently) with their official significant other???? Huh factor????

Duck Theory

We all live in Slices Of Now. Past is memory, which cannot be changed so pan out the good like gold and forget the grit which will only rub you the wrong way!!! Future is random, and will do what it will do, so chill. Just don’t forget that ½ the stuff you worry about ain’t going to happen and the other ½ which is coming anyway is seldom foreseen!!! Just don’t forget the Duck Theory of Life. Calm on surface, paddle like hell underneath. If you require the equivalent of bicycle training wheels, a paddle may be handy!!!

Insidious Love

Love is definitely insidious!!! It takes a calm, with it, sensible, totally focused, God fearing man or woman who knows which way is up and quite without a bye your leave has you doing stuff that isn't you!!! Then what makes it worse, along comes your heart putting in its’ 2 cents worth and says you aren't to care. Worst of all whatever love is, it makes itself completely enjoyable and fun which is the deadliest condition of all!!!

Well Jar My Preserves!!!

The Count was right in Sesame Street when he said " This Universe is being brought to you by the number 3!!!". Here are 3 things that are all you need to know about numbers including Primes. For you excitable types, that have been driven dippy about Primes read 2 first!!!

1. Numbers ending in 2, 4, 6, 8 in the far right column ( 22, 34, 56, 48, etc. ) are all divisible by 2.

2. Numbers ending in 1, 3, 7, 9 in the far right column ( 11, 21,13, 33, 17, 27, 19, 49 ) may or may not be divisible by numbers ending in 1, 3, 7, 9. If they are not divisible by numbers ending in 1, 3, 7, 9 in the far right column they are Prime Numbers, which are only divisible by themselves and 1.

3. Numbers ending in 0 and 5 in the far right column ( 30, 40, 35, 45, etc. ) are always divisible by 5.

Hey, Don’t Forget!!!

Be happy, God never said it was a sin!!!

Don’t judge. You don’t know everything about the other person’s life.

Accept everyone. Everyone just wants to be liked, Sometimes they don’t know how. They have to start somewhere and the fickle finger of fate just handed you the can!!

Have fun. Really now, can you honestly take your / this life seriously????

Be nice. In case you don’t know, someone out there thinks you’re nice / loves you even though you’re completely weird!!! There’s no accounting for taste, fortunately!!!

Don’t get mad. You are slightly mad now so why make things worse???

Remember that people aren’t logical. How may stupid things have you done today that you’re embarrassed to explain to anyone????

Don’t forget life is a mystery. Well, you have to spend your time doing / figuring out something. Fun can get booooring tooooo!!!

Don’t forget yesterday is memory so only remember the good parts. Someone tried very hard to do their very best, but still screwed up!!! You may have picked up their torch to hand to someone else!!!

Don’t forget today is Slices Of Now. You can do something nice / worthwhile if you hurry!!!

Don’t forget tomorrow is a mystery. It’s all statistical. Go look up some statistical jokes and you’ll get the picture!!!

Energy

Everything in this universe is essentially a particle, string or a frame. They may be called different things depending what you are talking about at the time but it all boils down to these three things. Every particle has a string associated with it which in some instances is called a wave. Even mathematical numbers are built on the same principle. Take any number which represents a particle and add its’ digits. For instance 23 (particle) has the digits 2 and 3. Add (2 + 3 ) and it equals 5 (string). Number 5 is the string for 23. If we subtract the string (5) from the particle (23) we get 18 ( 23 - 5 = 18 ) which is the value of the frame. Since the frame is physical in nature with sides (3 X 3= 9) divide 18 by 9 and you get 2. 2 is the number of strings of value 9 in the frame. Therefore each dormant non - moving particle has a string or wave associated with it. This string or wave is its’ energy which you and I can’t see or feel until it’s moving. As the particle starts to move its’ weight or mass is converted into energy for its’ string until the particle completely disappears into its’ string at the speed of light. Above the speed of light the string becomes a time frame. Below the speed of light the frame is a space frame.

Another Question

If a lady drives a "pick-up" truck is she trolling????

The Question

Got thinking about medicine the other day. If you have Kleptomania can you take something for it??????

Weird Numbers

The world is full of weird things like numbers. A prime number is any number that can only be divided by itself and 1. The single digit prime numbers are 1, 2, 3, 5, 7 as they can only be divided by themselves and 1. 1 will divide evenly into any number odd or even. 2 will only divide into even numbers such as 0, 2, 4, 6, 8 in the first column (10, 12, 14, 16, 18). 5 will divide evenly into any number ending in 0 or 5 in the first column like 40 or 25. 3 will not always divide evenly into any number from 1 to 9 in the first column.. For instance 3 will divide evenly into 33 but not 43. 7 will not always divide evenly into any number that has numbers from 1 to 9 in the first column. 7 will divide evenly into 7 but not 47. There are 5 one column prime numbers. ( 1, 2, 3, 5, 7 ). If you go to two column prime numbers ( 11, 13, 17, 19 ) you will see that 1, 3, and 7 are all prime numbers in the first column but 9 ( 3 X 3 ) isn’t a prime number. You will soon discover that this pattern follows in the first column for all prime numbers. In other words if a number is a prime it will end in 1, 3, 7 or 9 in the first column. The rub, of course, is not all numbers ending in 1, 3, 7 or 9 are prime numbers. 21, 33, 27, 39 aren’t prime numbers.

God, Heaven And All That Jazz

Many years ago it suddenly occurred to me that I just couldn’t cope with fearing God any longer in terms of religious practices. It got sooooo bad that I decided to put my Soul on the line. I just naturally like people and it seemed to me that God maybe just wanted to be liked too without all the fou fou. One day I got up out of bed and started to talk to God. That day went without any lightening bolts or other assorted phenomena from which a reasonably compose mentus person would conclude that he / she ought not to be doing that. I talk to God as a friend, in the sense that I treat her like I'd treat anyone I meet on the street. So far its' worked for me. So what can I tell you now???? God and I are like two peas in a pod. She sometimes does things for me and I do things down here for her. Sort of like an on earth angel. She started me off with small assignments and as I got onto the swing of things she gave me harder / more complicated problems / people with which to deal. In my dreams, I now seem to be looking out at people / things and get a sensation of doing things without seeing my hands or legs ( yeah, I know it sounds silly ). Also it seems to me, that if God / angels have to cross over into our dimension for various reasons to see us etc. it seems to me they would be in forms that our 3 dimensional experience would recognize. As far as what heaven is like, I suspect in heaven, that as we are in spirit form, that we can travel from here to there instantaneously without having to travel through space / time as we know it. We would have the ability to go back and forth in artificial time and see / feel people that we’ve loved / missed etc.. Oh, by the way, look out for some of God’s on earth angels!!! Sometimes they are only there to tell you something as God’s messenger and other times to have a full blown relationship with you!!!

The Count Was Correct

The Past is based on the number 3. The strongest form of construction is based on anything using triangles which are 3 sided figures. Pyramids are an example of a 4 sided figure, based on one gigantic triangle per side. Safety is based on the number 3. In a bygone era, all young ladies of breeding were accompanied on a date by a chaperone. You therefore, had the young lady of virtue, her suitor / date of unknown proclivities and the chaperone providing safety, totaling 3 people in the little group. If you are designing a system, you have to have 3 systems, the main operating system and 2 separate backup systems for the main system totaling 3 separate systems in all for maximum efficient safety. Well known people, seem to die in 3’s over a relatively short period of time. If you start to have bad luck / things go wrong, bad luck / things going wrong will total 3 things / incidences. Any problem to be solved has 3 critical factors which you can discover if you can define the problem accurately through a specific question. This universe is divided into past, present, and future which totals 3. If you buy an electrical device that uses batteries, buy one running on 3 volts ( 2 - 1.5 volt batteries) as a 3 volt system will last longer when compared to other voltages. This phenomena happens because the universe tends to stabilize around the number 3. It appears the Count in Sesame Street was right when he said " This Universe Is Brought To You By The Number 3".

Past, Present, Future

Everything in this universe is divided into 3’s and past, present, and future is no exception. The past, from a mathematical perspective, is based on the number 3 and geometrically speaking on the 3 sided triangle. The present is based on the number "1" or what exists at this instance. The present from a philosophical viewpoint can be considered as being in Slices Of Now or a series of "1’s" (ones) of various duration. Each of us in the present live in frames which have an area of 9 square units or 2 sides of a length of 3. For the philosophical inclined these 9 square units are our Substance Of Being. The future is probably the most fascinating concept of all. None of us can see the future in terms of specifics. We can see the future in terms of generalities / goals / objectives / etc. which may or may not happen. Therefore the future is statistical in nature. The future can be controlled to a limited extent by influencing the energy fields around us. God, in her wisdom / purpose, has arranged for books /religious leaders / religions / philosophers / writers / thinkers etc.. over the millennia to come and teach us how to control those energy fields. It basically all boils down to do onto others as you would have them do onto you or as I like to think of it "Do onto others before they do you" (just kidding)!!!

Seriously Stupid

I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m seriously stupid. I can’t seriously grasp that our function is to accumulate like mad between birth and death. I mean, my friends, if we’re born with nothing and can’t take anything with us then why are we wasting time / energy / resources accumulating "stuff" in between. Do you think God is trying to tell us something and nobody is listening??????

Death, God, Religion

It suddenly crossed my mind that death, God and religion are all linked. My observation of God, is that she doesn't think like you and I and furthermore, she does things that would make your hair curl. It's like being in love with someone and suddenly discovering she is quite capable of and does things that you would never dream in a million years that she would do!!! Therefore I’d be extremely careful what I wish for like death or believing wholeheartedly in religion, because its’ been my experience that most of us can’t see the future and often anticipate a lot of realities that prove to be non - existent and at best illusionary if not utterly wispy!!!!

Life Is A Mushroom

Life reminds me of a mushroom. I spend most of my time in the dark and clueless wondering about the world and my part in it. I don't have much formal education. I'm not very academic. Who knows, I might be an idiot. I don’t believe I’m worthless. My absence of any discernible talent must be an inspiration to others. Since I can’t get anything right my sole raison d’être is to function as a negative inspiration to others. I can just hear other people saying to their progeny, "Yeah, you may be useless, but there is hope because you’re not as bad as that smuck over there!!!" OPPs, the incoming alarm bell just went. Now where did I put my umbrella????? Another load of s**t is about to be dumped on me. Maybe I’m cleverer than I gave myself credit for????? There is hope after all!!!!!

Busts

I came across a newspaper article title. For those of you whose English isn’t comprehensive busts are also a slang term for breasts.

Here’s the article title:

Are busts for small amounts of pot (marijuana) a good use of police resources???????

Strange

Sometimes our environments become strange and in those environments we find ourselves doing things which require a talent or interest we never knew we had or particularly wanted or desired before being driven by a some wondrous event which had no right being in our life because we did nothing to earn it. Such is love!!!!

Karma and All That Jazz

If someone / something / some country / etc. / etc. has the skill / power / will / laissez faire attitude to do something then you will find that over time it / they will do it / it will happen. Everything is this world deteriorates naturally whether it's us / morals / events / etc... Just remember that one person’s terrorist, whether behind the scenes or not, is another person’s freedom fighter. Rich people accumulate wealth as a marker for their success. Countries expand / protect their interest or die. Governments have to be seen to be doing something so the most popular thing is to meddle in principle if not in fact. It’s the old Conservation Of Energy principle in human affairs. Energy can be converted but not destroyed. Therefore if a country does / rules do / I do / onto you, then some thing / some entity / some organization /someone else has to be inconvenienced or events altered. The Karma thingy is simply another name for the Principle of Conservation Of Energy in another disguise.

Conservation Of Energy

The Law Of Conservation Of Energy says that energy can never be destroyed, but is converted to something else. If this is true and there’s no reason to doubt it then it must also apply to life.

Therefore, my friends:

When something happens someone else gets it in the ear!!!!!!!

Such is the balance of life!!!!

Common Sense

Common Sense is very close to Trust. If you don’t know what or whom to trust then how can you have common sense????? Common sense and the unknown tells you to leave it alone. On the other hand, if you don’t venture forth then how do you make any progress???? Unfortunately the universe cycles through order, chaos and redemption / restoration. So, my readers, whoever / whatever designed / set up this universe has put us under pressure to make a decision no matter what. Sure you can procrastinate and all of us enjoy doing it. Some of us even call it thinking and reviewing the facts. To add to the fun we have conditioning or as some would say a whole series of knee jerk reactions. Trust is our natural state of life. If you don’t trust that such and such is so, then nothing is done with any speed. For instance, if you’re driving and a car crosses the line and heads straight towards you, you trust that your eyes and brain aren’t lying to you!!! In less crucial situations most of us take trust and marinate it in fear. Fear of the future. Fear of mistakes. Fear of loosing what you’ve accumulated. Our ego, which is our mental image of ourselves, puts in it’s 2 cents. Should we, shouldn’t we, what if, etc.…. What is, is that we live in Slices Of Now. Past is prologue and memories, never to become reality except in Mind. Future is probabilities / guess work / might bee’s / what ifs. Unfortunately, never accurate in detail but full of unfulfilled motherhood statements like "I want to be successful." The downside of " I want to be successful" is that our feverish wish may be granted, but in something we never intended like being poor. And then there is love and the old trust thingy!!! A lot of people don't trust falling in love because they fear losing control to someone else so they compromise. Ain’t life fun?????

Trust

You and I come into this world with nothing. From that point forward whatever knowledge / experience we gain is based on trust. Everything in this world is based on trust. You trust that if you drank water yesterday that the water you drink today won't have changed its' mind and become something else. Similarly if you have read words in a book, those words haven’t got tired of their meaning and become another definition over night through boredom and ennui. Similarly in relationships, you trust what you feel and see is real and not illusion. Of course, my friends, sometimes illusion in relationships is a hell of a lot more fun than reality. Now, I, for practical purposes, having learned about trust / lies / openness the hard way have all my charming and fascinating lady friends on a Broadsheet so I can keep the trust up / the reality real and avoid all unpleasant discussions about trust and commitment. Now where in the hell is Alice?????? Oh by the way, if anyone named Alice actually reads this stuff, I’m just kidding and you’re the only one that means anything to me. Honest, hope to die if you ever leave me etc.…….

Major OOP’s

I don’t know about you guys and gals but sometimes in life you do something or believe something that is completely logical but totally flawed. You may have noticed that there is a little yellow padlock icon in the corner of the screen that indicates that your online use of a credit card is secure from prying eyes because of what is called RSA encryption. That security is based on the idea that no one can calculate the large composite number behind the encryption. The composite number is based on two prime numbers about 150 to 200 digits long being multiplied together. Primes are defined as any number that can only be divided evenly by itself and 1. That is the only way you can absolutely determine if a prime is a prime. A prime does, however, if it is actually a prime, end in 1, 3, 7 or 9 in the first column. For instance 11, 13, 17 and 19 are all primes because they can’t be divided evenly by any of the numbers that precede them. Therefore, if you are going to break the composite code you only need to worry about seeing if probable prime numbers multiplied together and ending in 1, 3, 7, or 9 are actually primes. To add to the fun, if you multiply two prime numbers together creating a composite number which is obviously not a prime number its’ last column digit on the right will end in 1, 3, 7, or 9. Therefore you will know which one column prime number was multiplied together to create that first column digit. You may not know what the rest of the numbers were but you have a beginning. For instance prime 11 times prime 13 = 143 which is your composite number. If a composite number ends in 3 you can only produce a 3 if the unknown numbers that you are multiplying end in 1, 3, or 7, 9 because 1 X 3 = 3 and 7 X 9 = 63 ( 3 being the first column digit ). You can reverse engineer those numbers from the composite 143. Definitely OOP’s here!!!!

Life’s Weird

I don’t know about you guys and gals but sometimes life is weird. Women are considered to be sensitive and men aren’t considered to be sensitive. Of course, nothing is 100%, so naturally a minority of women are insensitive and a minority of men are sensitive. As much as I hate to admit it, I’m sensitive in the sense that I can pick up impressions of people without asking them a lot of questions. If you are a sensitive man or woman sometimes you pass someone on the street, who you will never meet socially / casually again for reasons that may be evident and not so evident. At that moment in time you feel a great affinity for that individual and if the dice of life had rolled differently, you might have fallen in love, married them, and lived happily ever after. Yeah, I know I sound nuts, however, if it has ever happened to you, you know it’s true. If it hasn’t happened yet, then someday it might. I must also admit that I’m not terribly romantic even though I’m sensitive and definitely wouldn’t be caught dead reading a poetry book. The weird part is that while tooling through the Internet I came across a lady’s blog which she had devoted to poetry. One of her poems was a lament on a love affair that had gone sour. At that moment in time, I discovered that I have the ability to take someone else’s poem, and using their words with a few additions of my own completely rewrite it for another purpose and call it something else. I definitely don’t have the ability to write poetry from scratch so this may be the last one you will ever see from me. So here, my readers is a poem dedicated to all those times you stumble across momentary love.

Us

A glimpse of me

A glimpse of you

Nothing said

My silent moment

Your silent moment

Things I dreamt about

Suddenly unraveled

Suddenly spent

All beautiful scenes

Scenes of others

Gone

No flash

No drums

No thought

No regrets

Suddenly changed

He knows me

But I’m enigma

SurelyI cannot be explained

I cannot be known

Where heart ????

Now shown

Soul on fire

He, my desire

Too late

Now eternal

No others

Playfulness

Joy

Trust

Eternal belief

Lust

Desire

No longer alone

Literally

Hearts speak

One

Hearts embrace

No introduction

But One

Forever

Now

No doubt

No ponder

All love

Forever

Lovers

Most lovers exist in the top range of a good friend but don’t have the ability to cross over into long term, no matter what happens kind of love. Lovers, in the final analysis, are God’s gift to you. God either takes you across with that person or she doesn’t. That process is another example of being taken into God’s Substance Of Being. That’s why we imperfect creatures called men can’t understand why a woman who has more going for her than any man ever did or could in a month of Sundays, still loves the seemingly lesser person labeled "that" man no matter what. Of course, in reverse, that’s why a lot of people who start out in an essentially false love eventually discover when push comes to shove they are in a relationship’s version of the Titanic!!!!

Who

I’ve always been fascinated about how things work. Over the years I’ve come to the inescapable conclusion that whomever designed this universe in terms of my ability to understand what’s happening is immensely clever and that if I thought long and hard about it perhaps she would give me some clues. I use the term "she" because a woman is the closest entity that I know that is most like God for lack of a better term. I realize that women have been the butt of jokes over the centuries but if you dissect a woman’s characteristics, a woman is the closest living entity to the characteristics of God that we have on earth. A woman is clever than a man, insightful, and won’t take b**ls**t very long unless she is in love. God has the same characteristics. A man on the other hand is predominantly full of b**ls**t for all intense and purposes. You have plenty of examples of historical men that have been full of b**ls**t and have not realized it and have given the world a gigantic headache in the process. There may be exceptions because nothing in this universe is 100%. Anyway if you look at life in terms of its’ fundamental workings you will soon realize that what I’ve posted has merit if not elusive truth!!!

Reality, Illusion. Illusive

The question for today is:

Is reality illusion or is both reality and illusion illusive???????

Life’s Question

What is illusion and what is reality and how do you tell the difference?????

Patterns And Parts, Illusion and Reality

Patterns and Parts, Illusion and Reality. Like a tree, you can identify it by looking at the pattern of its’ leaf but you can’t describe that particular tree in specifics unless you see it. Same principle in relationships. You know where you probably stand if you can identify the pattern but you can’t describe where you are actually standing / going because you can’t read the other person’s mind / see your future in specifics. Perhaps in some ways we are all living an illusion / pattern and only the part is reality.

What Speaks ?????

Is your mouth speaking for your heart or is your heart speaking through your mouth????????

Sometimes

Sometimes someone magical just plops into your life out of the blue. You sit down and list millions of reasons why it shouldn’t happen, is completely illogical, not according to your private life plan, definitely dopey, stupid and anything else that says no or impossible but that magical someone just doesn’t disappear.

Prototypical Man

It seems to me that God who is a woman, enigmatic, and quite capable of getting her own way, designed man as a prototype for woman. Woman are perfect, but prototypical man has been left in the lurch.

Man, being God's prototype, on her way to designing woman now finds himself:

1. Giving up on women and watching sports on which he bets money, can’t win, can’t second guess and which drives him emotionally crazy.

2. Giving up on sports and studying women, who he will never understand either and which
will still drive him nuts ( see 1. )

3. Wondering if God has a "steady"???????

Energy

Energy, as the fundamental building block of this universe, has a form as a string. Energy can also be in the form of particles and frames as well as strings. Energy in the form of a string when it moves has a wave like leading edge that appears to us as a force. Energy strings can form clumps which appear to us as inanimate particles or living entities. Energy can also form a frame which is essentially an enclosure for individual processes / living beings / things. Space, time and gravity are examples of frames that do something as a process. Energy in the form of a string can form particles which have positive or negative charges. Energy strings can contain holes which tend to hold things in place as they operate as gravity or inertia. Electrical energy or voltage is really a series of stacked strings in a frame which we call a battery. Energy in the form of a clump appears to us as a mass from a distance but as a charge if we could see it in a quantum vacuum. Space, Time, Gravity, are essentially frames that anchor energy as a string. These strings have the ability to clump into particles which we see as quantum particles / planets etc.. These clumps wink in and out of existence at different speeds depending on whether they represent a quantum particle / planet / universe or even you and I. String clumps on a massive scale create gravity when they cause the strings anchored to a frame to flex / oscillate. String clumps on a minute scale create charge when they cause the strings anchored to a frame to flex / oscillate such as in an electrical field or as a quantum vacuum phenomena. Since both processes are essentially equivalent in principle, the mathematics for the phenomena are essentially the same. It also doesn’t particularly matter whether you call it charge / mass / gravity as the principle is the same even though the outcome is different. Space as a series of strings in a frame causing a particle to travel down a string. On a gross scale we see these strings as orbits for planets. On a minute scale, we see these movements as Brownian as the particles on the strings bounce around. On a quantum scale we see the trails of the strings as the result of the particles on the string traveling near the speed of light. Time is a series of strings anchored in a frame and when these strings clump as particles they give the illusion of something happening at different speeds within the time frame. Inertia in space, gravitational mass, oscillation, time differences caused by particles is all essentially the same depending on the function at the time. Same principle, different name!!!!

Theory Of Everything

If there is a Theory Of Everything, then whatever it is has to have a basic structure that can be applied to everything. Mathematicians see it as a universal mathematical formula. Philosophers see it as a basic principle that you can apply to everything if you change the words to correspond to whatever you are writing / explaining whether it be physical / social / relationships / etc.. In short, no matter who you are it can be used for everything. The physical interests me so I’ll explain it that way. This universe is made up of massive things, not so massive things, little things and quantum things. It is generally agreed that energy is what makes this universe rock. No one knows quite exactly what energy is in physical terms. Energy is the fundamental building block of this universe. Energy can be in the form of particles, strings or frames. Energy in the form of a string when it moves has a wave like leading edge that appears to us as a force. If the energy is accelerating it picks up additional energy. Things that move / accelerate lose form because as things move the energy holding them together has to be used for movement / acceleration. At low velocities this phenomena is not readily seen. Energy in the form of a clump can be a particle / object or a living entity. Energy can form a frame in which all kinds of interesting things happen. Your and my body can be considered to be a frame in which interesting stuff goes on including thinking. Space, time and gravity are examples of frames as processes. Energy in the form of a string is a charge. Electrical energy or voltage is really a series of stacked strings in a frame which we call a battery. Energy in the form of a clump appears to us as a mass from a distance but as a charge if we could see it in a quantum vacuum. Space, Time, Gravity, are essentially frames that anchor energy as a string. These strings have the ability to clump into particles which we see as quantum particles / planets etc.. These clumps wink in and out of existence at different speeds depending on whether they represent a quantum particle / planet / universe or even you and I. String clumps on a massive scale create gravity when they cause the strings anchored to a frame to flex / oscillate. String clumps on a minute scale create charge when they cause the strings anchored to a frame to flex / oscillate such as in an electrical field or as a quantum vacuum phenomena. Since both processes are essentially equivalent in principle, the mathematics for the phenomena are essentially the same. It also doesn’t particularly matter whether you call it charge / mass / gravity as the principle is the same even though the outcome is different. Space is a series of strings in a frame causing a particle to travel along a string. On a gross scale we see these strings as orbits for planets. On a minute scale, we see these movements as Brownian as the particles on the strings bounce around. On a quantum scale we see the strings as trails as the particles traveling along the string at or near the speed of light can’t be seen. Time is a series of strings anchored in a frame and when these strings clump as particles they give the illusion of something happening at different speeds within the time frame. Inertia in space, gravitational mass, oscillation, time differences caused by particles is all essentially the same depending on the function at the time. Same principle, different name!!!!

Male Rationalizing

It's funny, as in odd, how past ghosts seem to be all good in our minds, when in reality they weren't. I often dream of thus and so, and what it would have been like if God's dice had rolled differently. Mostly after dreaming and rationalizing, male style, I realize that there would just have been different problems in different directions.

The Ultimate Joke

The universe cycles through order, chaos and restoration. After thinking about it for awhile it suddenly occurred to me, that the universe is a Bell Curve. The middle 2/3rds where you and I spend most of our time to a greater or lesser degree is Chaos, and the outer 1/3rd’s is 1/6th Order on one side and 1/6th Restoration on the other side for a grand total of 1/3rd. For instance murder and various forms of mayhem occupy our communications systems such as newspapers, e-mails, text messaging, round table discussions in the form of problem solving / gossip etc.. Business is a competitive game in which someone is always trying to get the advantage over someone else. Don’t even mention relationships!!!! Thousands of books, philosophies, religions including the Bible tell us how to extract ourselves from Chaos. Nothing in our chaotic 2/3rds is 100%. We try to develop rules / procedures / philosophies etc. to solve the problems but nothing is guaranteed to work all the time / every time . Most of us believe in God / some omnipotent being that has enough interest in us to get us out of our current pot of water. Most of us believe in life after death / spirituality etc. because it would be awfully galling to think we’re putting out all this effort and there aren’t any prospects, as they used to say in genteel society. Let’s face it, none of us entered this world bringing material goods and we aren’t going to take any out. Yet we rush around trying to accumulate stuff like mad and generally trying to stick it to our compatriots. Perhaps that is the ultimate joke!!!!!

Love In A Nutshell

Men propose, Women dispose.

Karma Jazz

There are 3 types of Karma. The first type of Karma is positive. Think positive thoughts, do positive stuff. Send it out in all directions. Positive thoughts / deeds creates positive Karma. Negative Karma is second. Negative Karma is the pits. Bad Karma. Bad Jazz. Hole Karma is the third type. No positive or negative charges. You’re just chilling out with thoughts in neutral. Something happens and you’re in a gigantic, random hole. You’ve just been slugged by a bit of randomness..

Relatively Simple

It occurred to me the other day that God, in her wisdom, constructed this universe based on the number 3 to keep things relatively simple. There are lots of examples from simple lists to the more complicated stuff. Take creation for instance. It is generally thought that creation started with a big bang. So to keep it simple, we start with a super dense point / ball / particle. Perhaps it was a spinning point / ball / particle and one day for reasons best known to God, it simply peeled out in strips like an onion in various directions / dimensions creating space, time and gravity. So up to now we have a spinning point / ball / particle that transforms into a strip or a string and the spinning part becomes a vibration because it is a string / wave. The different vibrating waves with the residual point / ball / particle on either end creates stuff including us, living entities and things in general. This stuff which includes everything can be thought of a Frame. So once again we have 3 things, particles, waves, and frames. We have developed language / concepts to call particles, waves and frames different things so we don’t get all confused. Your and my vibrations are called charisma. Living entities such as animals etc. have characteristics which at its’ simplest are vibrations. Inanimate objects have properties which are simply vibrations. Time, Space, and Gravity are simply vast vibrating waves that give them their characteristics. You and I are surrounded by particles and vibrating waves and in order to be successful in life we must learn to influence / control these particles / people / living entities / events etc. by thinking positive thoughts. So life, my friends, at a quantum level, is relatively simple.

In A 100 Years????

Our universe naturally cycles through order, chaos and restoration. Our task, as occupants of the universe, is to keep everything in order including ourselves. To do it, we must manipulate the surrounding energy fields by thinking positive at all times as well as doing positive things. Positive thinking means that we must have positive thoughts. No can’t’s, do doubts, no regrets, no what if’s, could have’s, should have’s. Positive things means forgiving everyone in sight. Just believe that everyone is trying to do the best they can as they stumble around driving your crazy. Remember everyone isn’t as bright as you and everyone doesn’t have a grasp of the problem. Just be forgiving. I always ask myself " Does it really matter in 100 years?????" You will soon find that very few things fulfill that criteria.

25 Reasons Why True Love Is What It Is

True Love is never having to say you’re sorry.

True Love is never having to remember anything including birthdays.

True Love is never having to massage egos.

True Love is neglect.

True Love is ignoring one another.

True Love is full of faults.

True Love is I Am.

True Love is You Are.

True Love is Just Is.

True Love is Timeless

True Love is Forever

True Love is "1"

True Love is Separation From Oneself.

True Love is Desertion From Oneself.

True Love is Never Having To F**k With The Relationship.

True Love Never Lets Anyone Else F**k With The Relationship.

True Love lets you get emotional about everyone else.

True Love is unconditional.

True Love is selfless

True Love is organized, directed and run by God.

True Love lets you be yourself.

True Love has no boundaries

True Love is letting you miss someone else.

True Love is letting you be stupid.

True Love encourages dumb lists like this one.

Smile Prescription

Take two smiles and call me in the morning because:

1 The world generally smiles with you.

2 Everyone thinks that you see something on them that isn’t right.

3 If you smile in business meetings, everyone thinks you haven’t got a proper understanding of the problem.

4 Smile at your enemies because it drives them nuts.

5 Smile when being presented with a problem, because the presenter will think you’re hopelessly stupid and will leave you alone.

6 Smile when someone explains something to you, because they will start to think that it is a simple problem to understand and they should go work it out for themselves before they end up embarrassing themselves.

7 Smile and energy / spirits / God smile on / with you.

8 Smile and everyone thinks you’re up to something fun and slightly devious.

9 Smile and give some of your facial muscles a well deserved rest.

10 Smile and everyone thinks you can handle problems.

11 Smile and everyone leaves you alone because they think you’re nuts.

Relationships

Some people satisfy your physical and / or psychological needs. The physical is obvious like in nice Abs. The psychological is harder, because most of us don't know ourselves. That is why it's difficult to describe why you love someone, except in physical terms and motherhood statements.

And It Came To Pass

In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, with green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream andMagnums..

And Satan said "You want hot fudge with that? and Man said"Yes!"

And Woman said "I'll have one too with chocolate chips".

And lo they gained 10 pounds.

And God created the healthy yogurt that woman might keep the figure that man found so fair.

And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat and sugar from the cane and combined them.

And Woman went from size 12 to size 14.

So God said "Try my fresh green salad".

And Satan presented Blue Cheese, dressing and garlic croutons on the side.

And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

God then said "I have sent you healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them".

And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut king prawns, butter-dipped lobster chunks and chicken fried steak, so big it needed its own platter, and Man's cholesterol went through the roof.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with potassium and good nutrition.

Then Satan peeled off the healthy skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep fried them in animal fats adding copious quantities of salt.

And Man put on more pounds.

God then brought forth running shoes so that his Children might lose those extra pounds.

And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels.

And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering light and started wearing stretch jogging suits.

Then God gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite.

And Satan created McDonalds and the $1.35 double cheeseburger.

Then Satan said "You want fries with that?" and Man replied "Yes, And supersize 'em".

And Satan said "It is good." And Man and Woman went into cardiac arrest.

God sighed ......... and created quadruple by-pass surgery.

And then ............ Satan chuckled and created HMO’s / health rules /regulations / do nothing legislation and under funded health care.

THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION

After an exhaustive statistical analysis based on the following research:

Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks.

Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks.

Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks.

Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks.

Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks.

The French bathe in wine and suffer fewer heart attacks.


speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Karma

Karma is similar to a trampoline that holds a blanket of energy, either light or dark. The energy, forming layers of attitude, within the trampoline frame can flex and by flexing bounces everyone else’s energy field. Your friends perceive your attitude in terms of energy patterns and make a decision to either help you or move away from you. God has designed us so that we detect energy patterns. If your energy pattern is normal, I see you as a friend / acquaintance / lover. Your intense / likable / feel good patterns tell me it is safe to be near you today. Our detection of energy patterns operates on the principle of Management By Exception. If your energy patterns don’t fit a normal pattern, I’m called upon to either accept them or move away from them. Energy patterns are the consequence of Thought. It’s the old thingy Mind creates Thought. Thought creates Illusion. Illusion creates Reality again. Mind is God within us. Thought, Illusion, Reality is the result of our taking God’s mind within us and trying to adapt it to our three dimensional world.

Life - Version 2

No matter how you slice / dice / express life it all comes down to these simply truths. God, not wanting to do any more work than you and I, has set up this universe so it is essentially self sustaining. God is available for questions, will be your friend and will mentor you providing you’re willing to do your part. It all involves energy and your ability to control it. Energy is the prime building material in this universe and if you know how to use it, physically speaking, you will be generally OK if we exclude random events. Energy comes in three forms. They are positive energy, negative energy and holes. Holes are no energy at all. We all know what it’s like when we get into a gigantic hole and need help getting ourselves out. Sometimes we think our way into a hole which doesn’t exist, except in our Mind. Mind likes fun. Mind creates thought, Thought creates illusion. Illusion creates reality. If you neglect Mind or allow your mind to diddle over the really unimportant stuff you’ve got a huge problem on your hands. We’ve all been there, done that at one time or another. Negative energy is the next big bugaboo. We all know about it. Frequently it starts out in various forms of "Woe is me." and if we really get good at "Woe is me" we can really, really, generate a lot of problems and if we’re particularly good at it, get all our friends involved and exhaust them toooooo!!!! So the only thing left is positive energy. Think positively. Thinking positively is tougher than you think. For instance, if you blame yourself, this is negative energy big time. Never, never, blame yourself. Don’t blame others either or circumstances because that just generates a lot of nasty negative energy. The solution I’ve found is to go to God and say:

"This is another fine mess you’ve got me in."

She and I have a good laugh and then I get back to my shovel and see if I can dig my way out of it. If I run into problems I say to God " Got any hints??????" Sometimes, she just lets me work my own way out of it in the hopes I permanently learn something for a change!!!!

Energy

Energy is the prime building material in this universe. It’s massless when still. When it moves it has kinetic energy or force. Energy, as a force, can roll itself into a clump and become a particle / object. You and I are essentially a clump of energy. If a clump of energy starts to move then part of the energy comes out of the clump and is used to move the clump around. If a clump of energy remains stationary, over time, that clump of energy will change because energy naturally flows out of the clump. If the energy flows out of the clump because the clump is deteriorating or if it is moving then this flowing out of energy forms a wave surrounding the clump of energy. Energy, in this form, resembles a series of parallel strings. The faster that a clump of energy travels the more it converts to a wave until at the speed of light it is a complete wave. That is why we say a clump of energy or anything in general cannot go faster than the speed of light because at the speed of light any clump of energy is completely converted into a wave. Therefore we can say that energy exists as a clump / charge up to the speed of light, and at the speed of light the former energy clump exists as a wave. That is why light, which is essentially a wave, always travels at the speed of l86,000 miles / hr. but has characteristics of both a particle and a wave. Over the speed of light energy converts completely into frames which have the characteristics of gravity, space and time. Gravity, space and time exist as frames below 186,000 miles / hr. because if they didn’t there would be no anything including you and I. Any energy in the form of a force or a clump tends to drag or distort gravity, space and time whether it spins or moves in a relatively straight line. If gravity, space or time didn’t distort then you and I couldn’t exist / move.

In summary, energy exists in three states:

Clump
Wave
Frame

Frames

Frames fascinate me. A frame is just like a picture frame. Just imagine if everything in this universe including you and I were surrounded by a picture frame but we couldn’t see it. Our three picture frames in this universe are Space, Gravity, and Time. Space, Gravity and Time are constructed using different layered particles with different properties. These particle layers have the ability to flex but don’t move out of the way of energy in a random pattern. Energy is the prime building material in this universe. It’s massless when still. When it moves it has kinetic energy or force. It can clump and form particles with various properties. Space layers respond by flexing in the presence of the kinetic energy of massless energy when it moves and becomes a massless force. Gravity layers respond by flexing in the presence of moving massless energy which give the massless energy the illusion of having weight, mass and charge. Time layers hold living entities, particles, objects, processes, waves and charges in place. When the Time layer flexes it gives the illusion that Time passes at different speeds around living entities, particles, objects, processes, waves and charges. The universe is also expanding and as the Time Frame or Time Field has to expand as the universe expands then the energy must come from everything within the various Time Frames or Time Fields. This taking of energy from the Time Frame / Time Fields causes chaos or deterioration in the Time Field which we all have experienced in one way or another. Growing old or things deteriorating / falling apart are examples of this phenomena. Time therefore exists and can be felt in terms of what it does, but it cannot be seen as it doesn’t reflect light. Time, therefore, is our missing Dark Matter. Observers in different Time Frames see things happening in other Time Frames according to the conditions of their own Time Frames or Frames Of Reference. Things in the other Time Frames may be happening differently because of different things going on in that Frame Of Reference. The information carried to each observer in the different Time Frames would travel at the same velocity which is 186,000 mph.. The precise information carried between the Time Frames would be dependent on the conditions of the original Time Frame and what happened during the journey from one Time Frame to the other Time Frame. Time Frames are our undiscovered Dark Matter as they are physical in nature but aren’t affected by any known phenomena that can be measured. Dark Energy is the Energy that is pushing the Time Plates apart. We can, however, see both presence’s through the expansion of the universe.

Gravity

Gravity is energy in the form of a Frame. The Gravity Frame is organized in energy layers and the energy layers flex which gives the illusion that people / objects have Mass, Weight or Charge. These energy layers function exactly like an electrical field in principle except in this case it is a Gravity Field. If energy is in the form of a Gravity Frame or Gravity Field it must have a mathematical value. I’ve arbitrarily chosen the figure EXP(-137) or 3.174358547 E -60 to represent energy mathematically in the form of a Gravity Frame or Gravity Wave. If gravity is in the form of energy layers within a frame then the frame and energy layers would distort when something passes through them similar to a magnetic field which oscillates or distorts but doesn’t physically move from that position when something passes through it. The Gravity Field would oscillate at a Frequency when something affected it either through movement or position. Rapid frequency oscillations of a Gravity Field would be seen by us as velocity or acceleration. If the object in the Field was stationary than the (particle or object charge) X the wave energy (EXP(-137) would appear to us as Weight, Mass or Charge. The object in the Field would appear to have Mass, Weight or Charge from our viewpoint because of the distortion created as the wave or plate flexed due to the presence of the particle mass / energy concentration. If the object / energy concentration moved it would distort the field. The nature of the distortion would give us the direction in which the object was moving. The field distortion would appear to us as velocity or acceleration if it’s velocity or direction was changing the Field over Time. The field distortion would be equivalent to Force in Newton’s equation:

Force = Mass X Acceleration.

Since Mass is really Energy and Acceleration is really the change in frequency of the Gravity Field then the formula could be rewritten as:

Force = (change in energy) X (change in frequency)

or

Force = d(energy) X d (frequency).

Inertia happens because there is a delay in changing the length, width and height requirements of the frame or field in our universe. Sufficient energy must be gathered before a change can take place. That is why perpetual motion is impossible under our present, known technology.

Basic Car Truths

I’ve been looking for a replacement car for the last two weeks because my old one has developed a more obstinate personality which means it won’t start about every month. I suspect it is computer related. To add insult to injury the car had the gall to readily start the last time at the dealers after I had it towed!!! My dealer has a remarkable fish eye as his brain says "Stupid Car Owner" with all the requisite body language shouting "sincerity" at me . I don’t know about your car, but if you look under the hood good luck on figuring out what is wrong with it or alternately getting at whatever you need to get at in order to repair it. The battery and the alternator is about the only thing you can still see with the old eyeball. Everything else including the spark plugs are hidden from view. So here my dear readers are some basic car truths that may also affect you wherever you live on the planet:

Prices Consistent at all dealers.

No discount for cash.

Most dealers are priced to lease - Car can be bought or abandoned at end of lease. Usual leasing APR is 5.9%.

Most dealers are priced to own.- Either buy car at guaranteed price at end of lease or buy car at end of lease which doesn’t include taxes, reconditioning etc.. Priced to own is lower if you agree to pay larger payment to buy car at end of lease (buy car at end of lease which doesn’t include taxes, reconditioning etc.. )

Warranty should cover leasing period because consumer has no access to engine parts including spark plugs etc. and each car has its’ own proprietary computer that only the dealer can analyze / repair. To add to the fun most independent garages are disappearing because they can’t afford the specialized tools / software /computers to repair each manufacturer’s vehicle / models.

Most warranties are geared to 48 months for maximum efficiency in relation to warranty length.

Maximum kilometers are 20,000 / yr.

Car is designed on average to be problem free for about 5 years after which tires / rubber timing belts have to be replaced.

In return for reasonable lease payments ( $300 - $400 ) on average for an acceptable vehicle, lessee agrees to pay for normal maintenance such as oil changes and wear and tear items not covered by warranty.

Consumer is tied to car dealer so better make sure there are lots of car dealers in convenient locations that handle that make.

Average acceptable leased car with automatic and air conditioning which may or may not include extra doodads such as automatic door locks, keyless entry etc. is priced around $24,000.

If you buy used you run the risk that if a car won’t start that it involves the car’s computer which is almost impossible to fix because the computer has integrated computer chips. This means that the whole computer has to be replaced or a computer board has to be replaced. Most mechanics aren’t good at diagnosing computer problems beyond finding sensors for which there is no argument that they have definitely have stopped working. Heaven help you if it is an intermittent glitch that only appears when the mechanic isn’t present. Really have heaven help you if the car manufacturer is no longer manufacturing computers for that car due to age. Most manufacturers stop manufacturing replacement parts for cars after 7 - 10 years. The secondary market may continue to manufacture car parts for the popular makes but highly doubtful for computers for popular makes. There may be generic computers manufactured but the car’s wiring harness may have to be modified because the wiring harness isn’t compatible with the computer’s ports.

The World Trade Center on 911

September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11

The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11

After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year.

119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11`

Twin Towers - standing side by side, resemble the number 11

The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11 State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union

New York City - 11 Letters

Afghanistan - 11 Letters

The Pentagon - 11 Letters

Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11

Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11

George W. Bush - 11 letters

Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted of the attack on the WTC in 1993)

And...Jesus Christ - 11 letters

American Airlines Flight 11
This Boeing 767 could have had up to 351 people aboard, but only carried 92. 9+2=11
74% of the seats were empty. 7+4+11

United Airlines Flight 175
Another Boeing 767 that could have sat 351 people only had 65 people on board. 6+5=11

And strangest of all (9 - 1 - 1) is the common emergency number in the telephone system to be dialed if you’re in trouble!!!!

Ego

The ego tends to get a bad rap. It is a highly specialized mechanism. The ego has no spiritual / social component. Ego is our automatic mechanism for survival in 3 dimensions plus Time. It simply reacts to threats coming in because ego is designed for survival. Ego has no memory so it cannot modify its’ response in terms of what worked or didn’t work previously. Ego is simply a forward looking. all or nothing, mechanism that responds to all incoming missiles for lack of a better analogy. Ego is self actualizing because if the threat is real there is no prolonged "thinking" time. Ego was essential for survival in more primitive times because there was no safety net and everyone was living under threats. Even in your clan everyone fought for dominance which meant that ego was continuously activated. We see the same mechanism in animals which, generally speaking, have primitive social structures for establishing dominance. No civilized voting here. Dominance in the animal world is simply based on physical strength / native cunning because forging for food is the operative task next to improving your clan’s chances through reproduction for survival. We see the same principle operating in some aggressive people today. The yang component is karma. Karma is the spiritual element that resides outside the three dimensions plus Time. Karma is ego’s brake that responds by instigating events proportional to the results of ego’s unthinking response to perceived threats, whether they actually existed or not. Looking back on my life, I accidentally stumbled across how the system worked. I tended to let people walk all over me even though I have a steel spine. Somewhere along the line I developed a relationship with God. I then discovered that God didn’t take kindly to the way some people treated me and she took steps using karma to straighten them out without any reference to me in particular; years later. Sometimes I heard about it and sometimes I didn’t. Sometimes, God did nothing because she drafted that person for other purposes. Such is one of the mysteries of life!!!!!

Time - Version 3

Time is energy in the form of a Frame. Everything within a Time Frame is composed of energy in the form of clumps (living entities / particles / objects) or waves. The Time Frame is organized in energy layers and the energy layers flex which gives the illusion that Time passes at different speeds around an energy clump or wave. These energy layers function exactly like an electrical field in principle except in this case it is a Time Field. If energy is in the form of a Time Frame or Time Field it must have a mathematical value. I’ve arbitrarily chosen the figure EXP(-139) or 4.296027131 E -61 to represent energy mathematically in the form of a Time Frame or Time Wave. The universe is also expanding and as the Time Frame or Time Field has to expand as the universe expands then the energy must come from everything within the various Time Frames or Time Fields. This taking of energy from the Time Frame / Time Fields causes chaos or deterioration in the Time Field which we all have experienced in one way or another. Growing old or things deteriorating is an example of this phenomena. Time therefore exists and can be felt in terms of what it does, but it cannot be seen as it doesn’t reflect light. Time, therefore, is our missing Dark Matter. Observers in different Time Frames see things happening in other Time Frames according to the conditions of their own Time Frames or Frames Of Reference. Things in the other Time Frames may be happening differently because of different things going on in that Frame Of Reference. The information carried to each observer in the different Time Frames would travel at the same velocity which is 186,000 mph.. The precise information carried between the Time Frames would be dependent on the conditions of the original Time Frame and what happened during the journey from one Time Frame to the other Time Frame. Time Frames are our undiscovered Dark Matter as they are physical in nature but aren’t affected by any known phenomena that can be measured. Dark Energy is the Energy that is pushing the Time Plates apart. We can, however, see both presence’s through the expansion of the universe.

Mind

Mind creates Thought. Thought creates Illusion. Illusion creates Reality.

Time Version 2

Time is not only a particle energy force holding objects / events / processes in position but also has plate / wave characteristics. The question arises as to what number did God use to build the particle Time Force / Plate / Wave????? This universe cycles through order, chaos and restoration. Order in this universe is based on the number 3. I postulate restoration is based on the Natural Logarithm "e" which has the base of 2.7182818 or almost "3" (2.7). I postulate that chaos has Pi (3.141592654) for its’ base since Pi is slightly more than 3 (3.14) and must settle down to Order with base 3. Now what exponential did God use for restoration since base "e" (2.7182818) has to be raised using some figure???? Well if we look at how God has organized Primes we will find that she has 1, 3, 7, 9 in the first column if they are, in fact, Primes. I postulate that God used 137 for Gravity so that leaves 139. EXP(-139) is (4.296027131 E -61). Excluding the exponential (E-61), you will see that (4.296027131) is slightly more than 4 (4.29). Time is the 4th dimension and hence God has given us another hint. If Time is in the form of a wave or plate then there are layers of plates which constitute a Time Frame or a Time Field. The Time Frame or Time Field holds everything on its’ surface. These everything’s are constantly moving and changing which flexes the Time Plate creating a Time Wave. These constant changes cause things to cycle through order, chaos and restoration. When something cycles through order, chaos, restoration the restoration part is not as complete as it was in the beginning of the cycle. This phenomena is popularly known as the butterfly effect and the missing energy is used to expand the universe. This taking of energy from the Time Plate surface causes chaos or deterioration which we all have experienced in one way or another. Growing old is an example of this phenomena. Objects / events / processes, change at different times in the Time Frame or in the Time Field because they are anchored with different strengths (Time Strength X EXP(-139) = Time Length). There is also a phenomena called Time Bending which affects physical entities that have mass or weight. The formula for Time Bending in this case is (Particle Mass) X EXP(-139).

Men

Being a man and in the interests of fairness and equality, here’s some facts about men that some lady somewhere might have just wondered about in a laundry crisis:

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls vapor lock their butt-hole)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(because dogs like to hump anyone / anything / anywhere / anytime)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(God decided to make a rough draft first to see if her idea was feasible)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEATDOWN?

(Never happened so no one knows)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Time

Time is an energy force in the form of a plate or wave since it seems to exist everywhere at once. If Time exists it must have a mathematical value. The question arises as to what number did God use to build the Time Force / Plate / Wave????? There is no requirement that a Time Plate / Wave be stable because if it were stable there would be no chaos and no progress. The universe cycles through order, chaos, and restoration. Order is based on the number 3. Chaos to restoration is based on the Natural Logarithm "e" which has a base of 2.7182818 or almost "3" (2.7). Pi, with its’ value of 3.141592654, represents the beginning of chaos since it is slightly more than 3 (3.14). Now what exponential did God use for "e"???? Well if we look at how God has organized Primes we will find that she has 1, 3, 7, 9 in the first column if they are, in fact, Primes.. Furthermore God has the Fine Structure Constant as slightly off 137 (137.035991) or about ( 1/137). The numbers (1, 3, 7) are in the first column of Primes along with the number 9 (1, 3, 7, 9). I suspect that God used (1/137) as the exponential for "e" (EXP (-137) or 3.174358547 E -60 for Gravity as a hint for us because excluding the exponential (E -60), you will see (3.174358547) is slightly more than 3 and Gravity has everything to do with the 3rd dimension. That leaves 1, 3, 9 and EXP(-139) is (4.296027131 E -61). Excluding the exponential (E-61), you will see that (4.296027131) is slightly more than 4 (4.29). Time is the 4th dimension and hence God has given us another hint. If Time is in the form of a wave or plate then there are layers of plates which constitute a Time Frame or a Time Field. The Time Frame or Time Field holds everything including objects / particles / events / processes / space/ energy on its’ surface. These things are constantly moving and changing which flexes the Time Plate creating a Time Wave. These constant changes cause things to cycle through order, chaos and restoration. When something cycles through order, chaos, restoration the restoration part is not as complete as it was in the beginning of the cycle. This phenomena is popularly know as the butterfly effect and the missing energy is used to expand the universe. This taking of energy from the Time Plate surface causes chaos or deterioration which we all have experienced in one way or another. Growing old is an example of this phenomena. Events, processes, and other non - physical things change at different times in the Time Frame or in the Time Field because they are anchored with different strengths (Time Strength X EXP(-139) = Time Length). There is also a phenomena called Time Bending which affects physical entities that have mass or weight. The formula for Time Bending in this case is Particle Mass X EXP(-139).

See Dick & Jane

I read somewhere that there is a move afoot to implant a microchip in humans for good and noble reasons. Here comes the first Cyborg, which is part man and machine. Since things in this universe cycle through 3 stages being order, randomness and chaos and right now order seems to prevail can randomness and chaos be far behind?????? Reminds me of the following:

See Dick
See Jane
See microchip button
Press microchip button
See Dick & Jane Run
Run, Dick
Run Jane

I’ve an implanted microchip in case I get lost. I respond to "Spot"

See Dick
See Jane
See Spot
See microchip button
Press microchip button
Run Dick
Run Jane
Run Spot & bite Dick and Jane due to a chip malfunction..
See Dick & Jane & Spot fight due to bad chip programming.

I like this one especially, being male:

See Jane
See microchip button
Press microchip button
See Jane in love!!!!!