Let’s face it men don’t have a clue about "pick - up" potential as far as woe-man are concerned. If you have ever had a sister you will realize that woe-man are next to impossible to figure out much less understand in any meaningful way. Nothing is 100% sure because even from the following list one of these Belles may ring your clangor. Most men, however, will find it advantageous to avoid the following combos:
A nose ring attached to bifocals by a string so you won’t lose your glasses
Spiked hair interspersed between bald spots
A pierced tongue supporting loose dentures
Miniskirt and support hose held up by garters
Sandals seemingly garnished with corn pads
A belly button ring with a gall bladder surgery scar accent.
Unbuttoned disco shirt with an inside heart monitor pocket
Midriff shirts with midriff bulge trim
Pierced nipples on a nude beach that hang below the waist
A Bikini clashing with liver spots
Short shorts not matching your varicose veins
Sporty In-line skates supplemented by a Walker for safety
A sexy Thong over Depends in case of an accident.
2 comments:
Thanks for sharing. Duly noted.
This list is hysterical. Though I have to say - many of these things would not be surprising to see in San Francisco. In this city, everyone stays hip, even into their seventies. I've seen sixty-somethings with manic-panic in their hair and stretchers in their ears. I find it rather charming actually.
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