Was That Tea Or Me???

We all tread a very fine line in life. A typical example is flirting. If flirting isn’t done properly then you’re going to end up with a harrassment, privacy infringement, or identity theft charge. The basic problem is a good flirt has to be done through the eyes which is essentially a window to a soul. A flirt is periously close to a challenge. I accidently ran across a 1000 lb. Grizzily the other day. Now if anyone has every read about surviving in the (social) wilderness one of the things they mention is watch your eyes. If a Grizzily stares at you it’s not wise to stare back. Grizzilies don’t seem to understand any of the principles of flirting. They think it’s a challenge. If this situation arises, the only suggestion I have is to adopt the Demure Technique. This technique is essentially one of lowering your eyes, signalling that the message of interest has been received. Social ettiquite demands for maxium disengagement success that disinterest be communicated by backing up while still maintaining a servile position. Since the Grizzily is "fast", it is best to gain some distance in reverse before turning and running like hell. It all comes down to most people having trouble with being looked at which I suspect is a defense mechanism left over from our ancient life in the caves. In those times, receiving a stare from someone usually meant they needed a meal or sex. Tea anyone???

Is That You Alphonse???

Everything in this universe seems to consist of particles, strings and waves. If this is true, then Time must also consist of particles, strings and waves. The question, therefore, arises that if Time consists of particles, strings, and waves it can be manipulated. Needless to say, our civilization doesn’t have a clue about the manipulation of Time. To add to the fun while everything may consist of particles, strings and waves, things only manifest themselves consistently in one form. For instance, you and I normally appear as a particle which the English language has named man / woman. Time in our universe usually appears as a dimensionless Time String of energy which holds particles, energy and events together. Gravity is a similar phenomena because even though it has characteristics of a particle, string or wave it only appears as a dimensionless Gravity String that attaches particles, strings and waves to a Graviton particle. The question arises if Time has a particle form can we go back in Time if we learn to manipulate Time Particles??? Secondly if we can go back in Time, can we kill our parents and by extension kill ourselves??? In answer to the first question there is no reason that we can’t learn to manipulate Time and Gravity particles. The answer to the second question is tougher. It is quite possible that we also exist as a particle, string and wave. Therefore it seems to me that if we go back in Time we can see ourselves as a particle, string or wave but we can’t change anything because our "Space" has changed. For instance, in quantum theory, we can have multiple states of any object which in this case is a particle called you and me. For example, an electron can exist simultaneously in different orbits / spaces which is a fact upon which the laws of chemistry / quantum theory is based. If flying saucers do exist, it is possible that they come from other civilizations that are intellectually light years ahead of us. They drop in on us to see what we’re up to from time to time or alternately to see what the devil we are up to when we set off nuclear bombs. I guess it is equivalent to coming across an ant hill. Would you bend down to the ants and give them trinkets, books, medicine, and power or would you have the strange urge to step on a few of them? Oh yeah, before I forget, don't turn someone away who knocks at your door one day, asks if it is Alphonse, and then claims to be your future great-great-great granddaughter. She may be right!!!

May Be

Life is nothing but a big "may be", but it is a big "maybe" whether we "may" sit on our duffs or get out and "be". Whether we like it or not, as in we can’t do anything about it, we all live in a universe in which randomness, order, and chaos are trying to get the upper hand in our lives. Randomness is the antithesis of Free Will. There are plenty of examples in history, such as war, where someone choose to exercise their "Free Will" which started a series of seemingly random events that lead to unforeseen events which is summarized in "The Law Of Unforeseen Consequences". Order is perhaps the most important aspect of our lives. We’re forever cleaning up after something or getting organized to do something. We get some help from the "Law Of Threes" which states that: "Everything, including events, tends to stabilize around the prime number 3." In previous posts I have tried to show that mathematics clusters around the number 9 which is just an exotic form of 3 as in (3 X 3 = 9). Chaos has the last laugh. Everything tends to fall apart. We all age, we all tend to disintegrate as in getting sick, injured or what have you. Everyone’s life is essentially the same in principle, even though our individual adventures and burdens may be different. When you go out the door, deciding to walk or take the bus randomness could change your life. Maybe a car will jump the curb and kill you. Maybe you'll get on the bus and glance around and you'll meet the eyes of someone else whom you cannot help but talk to, and you'll fall in love. All that - two life-altering situations - all because of a simple choice of how to reach your destination. Randomness, order and chaos forces you to live your life. Randomness, order and chaos are equal opportunity aggravations . You can sit there, moan and groan and still get it on the chin or you can get out and do something, anything, experiment for God’s sake. Life is meant to be lived. If you're not happy where you are, change it. Whether you've got the money to get out of there comfortably, or you've got to work odd jobs along the way to keep yourself going, go for your dreams. Sure randomness, order and chaos will be your traveling companions but don’t forget the Fickle Finger Of Fate may give you your dream. If it means staying where you are and changing jobs, or leaving the country or continent, do it. Randomness, order and chaos may delay you but they aren’t going to stop you. You've got to pick yourself up and keep going no matter what and plant yourself where you want to be - where you need to be. Then, and only then, will you be happy or at least, if nothing else, happier than you were before. So, if you find yourself on the roof of a tall building standing on the parapet, wondering if your greatest gift to civilization or what passes for it is to jump, just remember that most of us have been there done that if only in our imaginations because we lacked your guts to jump before our journey was completed!!

Right Stuff

How do you know that your potential soulmate / significant other has the right stuff??? You think that you’ve found your soulmate /significant other but how can you be sure??? Can / will this potential life partner have the where withal to go the distance?? He / she seems to meet all your friend’s external criteria as far as "What’s ‘right’ for you. You read somewhere that true love comes from the soul. The vaguely recalled article said that your soulmate would rather sacrifice himself / herself for your success / happiness then worry excessively about his / her wants and needs. Your potential soulmate probably appears to be a Wuz because he / she isn’t controlling / intimidating or appears to be excessively concerned about their career, clothing or in some cases personal hygiene. He / she leaves the major decisions up to you. He / she is always quite agreeable with what you decide. You find all this stuff very off putting but in the dark of night just before the clock strikes 12:00 midnight you realize that you like it in spite of his / her wuzzy personality. If you still don’t believe your good luck, here are some 3 tests:

Take dancing lessons with your soulmate. If you are still speaking after the lessons you are in love.

Renovate a house. If you are still speaking after the decisions on decorating / room design / negligent / incompetent / non showing contractors then you are in love.

Live with your potential soulmates / significant other’s relatives in as small a room as possible. If done properly you will find that your potential soulmate / significant other will revert to small child behaviour in front of his parents. It is essential that the experiment be reversed. You and your significant / potential soulmate live in a small room with your parents. You will find that you too will revert to small child behaviour in front of your parents.

If you can still stand each other, you are in love, my friend!!!!

Intelligent Design and Creationism

There is a debate going on in some parts of the world about intelligent design and creationism. Creationism or creation science promotes the idea that there is scientific evidence to validate the biblical story. Who knows for sure?? In those days few people could read or write with the result that most information was conveyed in the form of stories or song which began to suffer from inaccuracies the longer the stories and songs were repeated. In addition, you had the problem that people’s grasp of science was more in the magic area than in scientific thought. Intelligent Design promotes the idea that the complexity of nature is such that strictly random forces didn’t have the sophistication to produce human development. I don’t think the two views are necessary incompatible. It may be that God originally created man and woman and placed them in the equivalent of a Garden of Eden but something went wrong. The essence of the story then came down in all beliefs and religions in terms that the people could intuitively grasp. I’m a believer in Intelligent Design. While this universe is a mixture of randomness, order and chaos, it seems to me that someone had to set up the underlining process so randomness, order and chaos could function with reasonable efficiency. God, for lack of a better word, seems to have organized this world using the number 3. My previous posts have tried to articulate this argument in various forms. Without boring the hell out of you, you have:

Particles, energy, processes linked by a Time String.

Events such as deaths occurring in groups of 3

Length, width and height - 3 dimensions.

Natural clustering in groups of 3’s.

Prime Numbers connected to logarithms based on 9 (3 X 3 = 9)

Time Strings

We normally think of Time as something that marks the beginning, duration and the end of something. A Time String is a dimensionless form of energy which holds particles, energy and processes together in a 3 dimensional world. A Time String permits you and I to exist together in the same universe. The Time String also extends from our universe into other universes. In this mode, it attracts events, usually in groups of 3 over relatively short periods of Time. If you and I didn’t exist in a world held together by Time Strings then we would each exist alone. The Time Strings, carrying particles, energy and processes interact with other Time Strings to form waves. Time Strings in the form of waves flow in an outward direction expanding this universe as it drags everything in this universe with it. Time, as a wave, needs energy to expand which it takes from the individual Strings holding other particles, energy and processes together. This means that the expanding Time Wave has the ability to tear everything apart causing it to deteriorate, grow old, stop working, fall apart or fall off.

In This Universe, Strings Are A Three Node Chain

Here’s the poop on String Theory. This universe is based on three node chains consisting of particles, energy and processes. Over the millennia we have developed lots of words to define particles, energy and processes. Particles can be people or structures. Energy can be events. Processes can be anything that transforms something into something else. Events, people and structures come together or are linked in groups or strings of 3 things. For instance, plane crashes and celebrity deaths usually happen in groups of 3. Our associates come in 3 flavors, acquaintances, friends and soulmates. The strongest form of construction is anything that uses triangles which is a 3 sided figure. An electronic device running on a 3 volt battery or batteries adding to 3 volts will last the longest. Mathematics is based on the number 3. If you take any random number more than 1 digit, whether it is a whole number, fraction or decimal, and add all the digits using the following process you end up with 3. For instance taking 137 which has the digits 1, 3, 7, and adding them (1 + 3 + 7 = 11) you get 11. Subtract 11 from 137 (137 - 11 = 126) and you get 126. Add the digits for 126 (1 + 2 + 6 = 9) and you get 9. 3 X 3 equals 9. The square root of 9 is 3 (3 X 3 = 9). 126 / 9 = 14. Any number N when divided by 9 or 3 after using this process leaves a number (quotient) without any fractions. We live and can travel in 3 dimensions known as length, width and height. Any Prime Number will have a 1, 3, 7 or 9 in the first (1’s) column ( 11, 13, 17, 19). You will see that 3 and 9 are in this list. 3 X 3 = 9. The difference between 1 and 7 (7 - 1 = 6) is 6. 2 X 3 = 6. One of the great unsolved mysteries is how many Primes precede any chosen number. For instance if you choose 229 how many prime numbers precede it??? It turns out that if you take the log of 229 to the base 9 (2.472993457) and multiply it by 20 you get (2.472993457 X 20 = 49.45986914) which is a close approximation to the actual position prime 229 occupies which is in the 51st position. It takes some tweaking on the final multiplier, however, depending on how accurate you want the answer, you basically take the log of that number to base 9 and experiment with a multiplier.

Here’s The Law Of Strings:

Everything in this universe tends to cluster in three node groupings held together by 1 string.